*pokes the beak* ;3

WANTED:
Mascot for Guinness Brewery.
Must be a bird with long beak ( or duckbill ) suitable for balancing one or two full size pint glasses.
Ability to fly an advantage but not absolutely necessary.
Must be able to outrun a fat zookeeper.
Knowledge of the Irish language and licencing laws ( or lack of ) for rural pubs considered an advantage.
Must have prior experience of being a mascot for a brewing company.
Applications to Guinness Brewery, St. James's Gate, Dublin 8.

NOTE: Hornbills named Zazu need not apply.

And as an aside, on very clear nights I can actually see the Guinness brewery ( the large lighted sign on the side of it in particular ) from my bedroom window.

It must give you a warm, fuzzy feeling.

So, why was this "not acceptable" before?

No uploading of collections/things you own/figurines/your workspace, etc. so I originally did it as a journal:

http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/3865134/

Now you can upload that kind of stuff as scraps.

Ah jaysus thats as cute! Haha

My goodness, MY GUINNESS!