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Couch Kitties: Sneaky Little Duckers, Aren't They?
http://metro.co.uk/2013/05/17/polic.....ducks-3783802/
The footage showed the speeding car being clocked in at 52mph in a 35mph zone, before the officer then gave chase.
But the policeman’s pursuit was cut short when he encountered the animals and, rather than just drive around them, he got out and made sure they got to safety.
Well, sort of.
Honestly, I don't know how Sylvia and Norma sleep at night. ;^.^
Zeph ©
sharra. Tali and the kittehs © moi.
http://couchkitties.comicgenesis.com/
Note: Panels recycled from a gag done almost exactly one year ago...
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/8011223/
The footage showed the speeding car being clocked in at 52mph in a 35mph zone, before the officer then gave chase.
But the policeman’s pursuit was cut short when he encountered the animals and, rather than just drive around them, he got out and made sure they got to safety.
Well, sort of.
Honestly, I don't know how Sylvia and Norma sleep at night. ;^.^
Zeph ©
sharra. Tali and the kittehs © moi. http://couchkitties.comicgenesis.com/
Note: Panels recycled from a gag done almost exactly one year ago...
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/8011223/
Category Artwork (Digital) / Comics
Species Housecat
Size 1200 x 409px
File Size 272.1 kB
Once upon a time, there was a non-conforming sparrow that decided not to fly south for the winter.
However, soon the weather turned so cold that he reluctantly started to fly south. In a short time, ice began to form on his wings and he fell to earth in a farmyard, almost frozen. A cow passed by and crapped on the little sparrow. The sparrow thought it was the end, but the manure warmed him and defrosted his wings. Warm and happy, able to breathe, he started to sing. Just then a large cat came by, and hearing the chirping, investigated the sounds.
The cat cleared away the manure, found the chirping bird, and promptly ate him!
The moral of the story:
1. Everyone who shits on you is not necessarily your enemy.
2. Everyone who gets you out of the shit is not necessarily your friend.
3. And, if you're warm and happy in a pile of shit, keep your mouth shut!
However, soon the weather turned so cold that he reluctantly started to fly south. In a short time, ice began to form on his wings and he fell to earth in a farmyard, almost frozen. A cow passed by and crapped on the little sparrow. The sparrow thought it was the end, but the manure warmed him and defrosted his wings. Warm and happy, able to breathe, he started to sing. Just then a large cat came by, and hearing the chirping, investigated the sounds.
The cat cleared away the manure, found the chirping bird, and promptly ate him!
The moral of the story:
1. Everyone who shits on you is not necessarily your enemy.
2. Everyone who gets you out of the shit is not necessarily your friend.
3. And, if you're warm and happy in a pile of shit, keep your mouth shut!
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