caaaaan you feeeeel. the looooove tonight...

Nnnnnnope!

But can you feel it coming in the air tonight?

You win. YOU WIN.

TANK YOU!

One of my fave Phil Collins songs <3

Sadly I think you'd do a roaring trade with these!

Ohhh, the drama I could start. Oh golly. You are tempting me here, Rockie.

I wanna see someone get one of these. One of their character's head, and the other of their right hand.

Relationship status: It's complicated.

Hahahaha!

That's hilarious!

Ahaha, so glad you like it! Just popped into my head when I saw this. XD

Yep, accurate.

depressingly accurate.

Ugh, yea, this.

I think we need these in our lives. DO IT NOW OR I'LL HATE YOU FOREVERRRR!!!

Seriously? Do you think people would actually want these?

Its different, so probably. You know how these hip, young kids are nowadays

I'd totally hit you up for something like the middle one of me, and mah BF. We'd get a kick out of it. XD

I may take you up on that when I get some time!

It's a metaphor.

Are you kidding me? This is absolutely perfect.

Really? I thought it was rather depressing and awful.

Yes, but it's also hilarious. Maybe it's just because I'm cynical about relationships and can't stand people who flaunt them about in public. Keep your shit to yourselves. No one cares.

You need to stop taking all the good comic ideas and doing them better than I would anyway right the hell now.

NO

MAKE ME

I admire this as a needed corrective to all the lovey-dovey nonsense many furries (and people in general) seem to aspire to in their fantasies, if not in their real lives. Perhaps this is why I'm not in a relationship, I would be visually depicted as "Go away, I am not interested right now. Or ever." When I grow older and perhaps more mawkish that might change, but I try not to encourage such thoughts.

"I admire this as a needed corrective to all the lovey-dovey nonsense many furries (and people in general) seem to aspire to in their fantasies, if not in their real lives"

Not to butt in, but does that mean its wrong it have such lovely dovey feelings?

No, it just means that people who can't feel that way are broken broken individuals.

understandable

I am more bent than broken I should imagine. The dark humor of this appealed to my misanthropic nature, which admittedly is a crummy way to view the world.

Not if they are genuine feelings. I suppose I wrote that rather strongly, it was more a reaction to how a lot of things are overly sentimentalized and cheapened in some way. I don't endorse being cold hearted or emotionless, but I can be quite cynical towards Hallmark style happy-happy joy-joy foolishness. That, and I enjoyed this darkly humorous artwork. Vinegar to counteract the treacle!

I have a very 'sensible' reaction to love. I see love as a fact, not an emotion mostly. I'm pretty logical about such an illogical thing. By going nuts and overstating something, and parading it around is the surest way to burn something out before its time.

Wow, that's a pretty deep point of view. Who would have thought something dumb of mine could have done that?

Deep, or secretly despondent. That doesn't make your work any less funny, but I may need to think things through with my life. Hoo-hah!

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

What.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GoyRWjzfWAw

So many thumbs up for Devolution

Haha, yes! PERFECT choice of song, PERFECT.

I'll taaaaakkkeeee... A number 3. Oh and does the shattered heart have to belong to the one purchasing? Or can it belong to someone else?

Oh, I'll take any shattered heart, they're delicious.

Pffffff in that case I'll take 5~

IS IT SAD THAT I WOULD TOTALLY BUY ONE OF THESE?

Nope! You folks are making me want to actually make these.

Mine should be of a lazy fat androgynous bastard mooching off me for money, art, resources, etc.
BECAUSE IT SEEMS LIKE THAT'S THE TYPE I ALWAYS END UP IN AN UNINTENTIONAL RELATIONSHIP WITH.
8'I

Unintentional relationship??? The hell?

"Hey, by the way, I guess I forgot to mention, we're dating now and shit. So, yeah, you're my girlfriend, tell all your buddies we're bumpin' uglies now".

I'm sorry about that, you poor thing. :C Oh, also, I read "Fat lazy androgynous bastard" and I was all like, "Oh, if she is making fun of me there's going to be some shit going down" But then I read the rest.

NO NOT LIKE THAT it's mostly like "Hey I don't want to be in a relationship I really need to focus on my own life right now. Oh what, this person has a crush on me and they're going through a lot right now so they could use the support?? Well I guess I can I mean what can it hurt OH GOD DAMN IT NOW I'M IN A RELATIONSHIP WOW UNNEEDED STRESS"

-- LMAO.
MATT I WOULDN'T DARE INSULT YOU LIKE THAT.
I KNOW BETTER THAN TO SET MYSELF FOR THAT KIND OF ASS-WHOOPIN.
(Or, maybe I don't, considering the other stupid things I do?? I AM BAD AT MAKING DECISIONS.)

Oh! Oh gosh, that's worse. I'm very sorry now, that kind of stress is never needed. But, you know, you shouldn't feel obligated to go out with someone just because they like you and they're having some emotional issues. You've got to look out for yourself, too.

And I'm one of those old-fashioned types who won't hit a woman, so you could insult me all you want I guess! Probably beat the shit out of me, too if you wanted!

God, why are you so mean, Zahzu?

NAH MAN, DON'T BE SORRY. Every experience is a learning experience, haha. AND I'VE PRETTY MUCH LEARNED MY LESSON IN THAT REGARD. (At least, I'd like to hope so?) It's never worth it, man! Even if I DO help the person in some way or another, it's 100% negative on my end, and I've really just... gotta start thinking selfishly, when it comes to matters of my own health and wellbeing. SO, YEAH, I'M LOOKING OUT FOR MYSELF!

AND YOU HAVE THE AUDACITY TO CALL ME MEAN?!
I have all the power and capacity to beat the shit out of you, and the knowledge that I can do so with absolutely no repercussions, yet I choose not to.
CLEARLY, I AM A GREAT AND MERCIFUL GOD.

it is a unique product which caters to this generation's love of irony. y ou 'd totally make a killing if you did it.

unless i beat you to the punch and do it first.

I'm so lazy that the latter will probably hap- ugh I can't even finish this comment. Too laz

yeah. i'm seriously going to beat you up

i mean beat you to the punch

So you're taking commissions for this then, right?

I just might! I didn't get the reaction I thought I was going to get!

best icons ever :D

And so life-like! You can feel the tension in all of them!

add more spousal abuse and you got yourself a deal.

I don't know how to respond to this.

You do realize that we all want one now.

Well, just for that, I won't do it. Skunk boy here killed it for everybody. Sorry.

NEGATIVE ATTENTION EQUALS LOVE

GO TO YOUR ROOM

Awwwwwww.

GEE THANKS VULCAN


goddamnit

No Matt... bad bad rat....

:C

I'm so glad I've never been in a furry relationship since it must get really awkward when you wanna change your stupid out-of-sync icon for something new, and your dumb boy/girl sex buddy is all BUTBUTBUT OUR ANIMATED RELATIONSHIP GIF....;((((((((

I wish I was in a furry relationship. That way I'd be comfortable enough to make comics about our wacky hijinks.

Some past girls didn't really, uh... "get" it.

your fin

it is







it's pulsing























i need an adult

These are brilliantly absolutely lovingly depressing~ :3

Aw, thaaanks!~ I'm going to kill myself now ^.^

and i will sit on you

Is this part of the suicide or what?

I will take 5!


...OH GOD MY HEART x.x

Fine, go take five. But be back here as soon as you can!

See what happened there.

See

See what I did.

These are all gold, but I love the first one especially!

First one was the first idea! One of those, "What if" moments and then everything came to. Thanks a bunch!

Hm, no shattered hearts in my wallet.
Do you accept devastated bungholes?

I think the real question is: does society accept devastated bungholes?

Well, I know there is an awful lot of butt-hurt
going around in the world. Maybe they should!
We'd all be rich! And very, very sore.

This is the sort of PSA that should be on FA's front page continuously.

When I get popuFUR, friend.

When I get popufur.

lol

starting at one broken heart...
well I play alot of zelda. I think we could work something out.

Ho ho, I get it.

WAIT, I SAID SHATTERED HEART.

Do I pay you through HeartPal or do I mail it to you? Do you accept Master Cardio?

Haha

AH HA HA.

YOU.

THIS PERSON RIGHT HERE.

This is not funny I am in a lot of pain

lol i know two gay guys who are the first panel
they both crush on straight dudes all the time
i'm like " hey guys, why don't you hook up with each other "
and they both went " what? ewwwwww no! " O3o

I guess that proves the expression, "Wanting what you can't have".

gay dudes want straight dudes
straight dudes want lesbians
lesbians want straight chicks
straight chicks want gay dudes

everyone winz!

Haha, aren't I just the worst?

I fucking love this. I almost want one, even though my relationship IS all butterflies and gumdrops.

Aw, thanks!

"even though my relationship IS all butterflies and gumdrops."

I think, by saying this, a bunch of people might hate you now!

im not even in a relationship and ill get one for myself

any takers for the 'screaming at Dicitencello' option

I love these more than they love each other~

I desire a yelling one. *throws all the monies*

AHH, PAPER CUTS FUCK.

*throws lemons, too!*

Sincere apologies for finding this rather late after initial upload.

It is, however, amazing and fantastic.

Well done, good sir. Well done indeed.

lol, how them sales coming. seriously these comics are great!

I may, need two.

Hah, I'd totally take a pair. Me and the other half yell at each other plenty. x3

Can I... Can I commission one of these?

I want to see one with a couple having a flail-y slap fight.

I would totally get one of these, then spend the next week sleeping on the couch.

Thankfully, I have a really comfy couch.

I can see the top one being Fatigue and Sheen from the Bedfellows.

Oh man, the first one. Oooh. Right in the feels.

I'd pay good money for one

baby dont hurt me, no more....
dundundundundundun

good comic. the final line made me laugh a little. and then i felt guilty. and sad.
and then i sang the song. and uhhh im ok now.

but its your fault that i was sad, so do more comics, because you're good at this! you rock

I like the second one

It's hot.

AHHHH, I seen what you did

Gay
Straight
Lezbot

clever.......

Tis sad, how most relationships are pre-rational instinct-level things.

I´m not from your plain of emotional distress, so can you provide me an exchange rate of shattered hearts to lonely souls ?

One of the pair are conjoined not-twins.

i would buy one.

erm, i mean... a pair.

I would get the first one if my boyfriend was a furry.

*Grabs a mic and starts singing love strings from the wedding singer* LOVE STINKS, YA YA!

Lol... I think I need one of these! How much would they really cost if they were available?

I imagine the middle one being the sing-off between Amy Lee and the other guy during that one Evanescence song "Wake me up"
"Can't wake up"
"WAKE ME Up In"
"SAVE MEH"

It's funny cuz love is actually a complex inbalance of biochemical proportions. So at the end, even true love... is an unhealthy thing.

Fuck, wish I was less healthy right now.