cactus babies are the best! I have so many <3

gloves, gloves are your best friends, or tongs.

Welcome to the shithole that is arizona, just one step above from Australia.

you have an icon that says rape ... I dont think I should listen to you.

I love you so much. :')

Say no, then go and tell!

Yes! Go and tell everybody *ABOUT ARIZONA!*

Australia is NOT a shithole!

...It's a deathtrap! Very different!

SHITHOLE DEATHTRAP.

I can confirm this.

IN ARIZONA YOU GET RAPED....BY CACTUS....ON METH

NEXT TIME ON THE BREAKING BAD.

I thought that was just Tucson and the rez's

Go to Mesa

SHITTRAP DEATHHOLE!

Hasn't Minecraft taught you anything?!?!

All the cacti I have ever owned are like totaly okay to touch. this one was liek Fiber glass!

Fiberglass 101
Lesson #1
Duct Tape is your friend

When I was little my parents were useing these old fiber glass poles for tomatoes or something. I grabbed one and started swingeing it around and rubbing my hands up and down it XD Never forget

I fell on a basketball hoop support thingy and got covered in it when I was 8......

CRINGING FOREVER OMG

Once I had a little whippy flagpole on the back of my bike as a kid. I did the same and it was hell. :'(

Angsty teenage cacti, lash out at the ones they love.

It's like a fun game! How many can you prevent from hitting the floor, bonus points for not dropping them after you catch them!

Well...did you plant it? I mean, you were already hurt anyway

yeah ... on the side walk

In Mexico we totally eat those things. They are so delicious!!!

I seriously believed that churros were deep fried cacti at one point...

No, that's nopalitos... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nopalito

DONT YOU DARE BRING MORE FO THOSE THINGS HOME

more babbys

was it one of those cactus that look fuzzy and then pain

ummm I took a picture... it was pretty standard lookin I think...

it wasn't a teddy bear cactus... I know about those assholes

Oh. They usually save those thorns for opportunistic herbivores, not well meaning people who just want to help. Unfortunately they have only one kind of spine.

I love cacti and succulents. But from a distance, usually.

Had a prickly pear pad that lay on my cement patio - unplanted - that refused to die for three years - even grew a few more pads.

haha there's a reason they survive in the desert XD

Arizona is like the Australia of the US. Everything that lives there wants to kill you and is poisonous.

Imagine falling into a giant cactus bush, its not fun... that was a terrible week...
Also are you getting used to walking and cooking at the same time?

swimming is just deep frying

IT'S A TRICK :C

i have a cactus collection, my oldest/first is named Tim.....the others dont have names

some of those things have a very sweet refreshing inside... as long as you know how to peel it.....

Think it'd be funnier if the baby was smiling innocently all the while destroying your hand

missed opportunity

I once ate one of those with my mom. It was sweet and refreshing, but I was constantly in fear of swallowing a spine. D:

awww thats sad D:

I remember when I was like... 12 years old seeing this fuzzy FUZZY cactus, looked so soft and fluffy right? SO I went and touched it... all of a sudden I got over 100 1mm little needles sticking into my hand hurt like a mofo.

was it mescaline?

umm no?

^ u ^

two words

fishhook
barrel

cactus yaaaay~!

WHY BABIES WHY!?

Oh man, we had a great big cactus in our playroom when we were kids. DON'T ASK ME WHY THO BECAUSE I DON'T KNOW
It was always an adventure hahaha

There's a funny story involving my mom when she went to get it though. Some creepy weirdo was having a garage sale, and she wanted to buy the cactus. He sold it cheap, so she went for it, but on the way to the car (she was carrying it all by herself) it tipped over and fell into her boobies. The guy was such a slimeball though, she didn't want to draw attention to her breasts so she just tried not to scream.

Actually... that wasn't a very funny story at all! Wow! I'm not sure why I remembered that as being humorous.



So anyway, did you bring a spiky babby home? ;u;

haha no I dropped it liek it was coverd in spikes!!!

MY sister use to hold a cactus over my head for fun all the time , I would slap it out of her hands and get soil all over. .... I dont think cactus sories are vary funy...

once upon a time i accidentally crouched my ass right into a mini cactus thing.
SO MANY NEEDLES

Forever itching~

Arizona.....full of hot, and PAIN!!!

same thing happens to me every day

Feel the pointy cactus baby love!

baby baby baaaby OOOOOOH


When I was a kid I lived on a ranch in texas. cacti everywhere. we were playing tag and my cousin tripped over a small cactus in the tall grass... spikes all up his shin we laughed so hard while he tried to pull each one out between tears xD

All I know is I like bunny's

GOSH!

... Yoooou~ shakes-fist

You should love your cactus babies, like she does - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CqBBmFe8FcA

haha aww

http://www.arwrath.com/content/7/74837.jpg

also i know that feel :| I will never touch a cactus fruit without gloves again

Baby cactus know all about bad touch.

And here I spend time pulling out all the thistle because it's pokey.

The party is over and I'm just sitting here with a boner. Daamn.

Noob

unce upon a time i grabbed a prickly pear
i was like 7
i sometimes still think i feel the microspines and i'm 22