Don't forget your "projectile mucus" limit break. Catches em off guard every time

I've only got 5 PP's of that one :p

Aww, you don't know Sludge Wave?

Noooo, someone used a 'cough stone' on me, not a 'cold stone' :p

This *IS* probably my fault. I just caught all the pokemon in Unova.

Here, have an egg. I forget what's inside it.

So we have Sludge Bomb, Screech, Gastro Acid, and Explosion...

TOTALLY LEGIT

ALL THE TM'S T_T

TO DENOUNCE THE EVILS OF TRUTH AND LOVE

TO EXTEND OUR REACH TO THE STARS ABOVE

JESSIE

JAMES

TEAM ROCKET, BLAST OFF AT THE SPEED OF LIGHT

SURRENDER NOW OR PREPARE TO FIGHT

MEOWTH, THAT'S RIGHT!

I've got a good feeling about this... THIS time we're gonna get that Pikachu, for reals! >:D

Of course we are! When we execute this overly complicated plan using high tech machinery we magically pulled out of our pockets that has innumerous pitfalls we'll be sure to come out victorious!

Croagunk cockblock!

WAAAAAAAAAAABAFET!!

Lol, I feel like a broken record :p

"Not sure...if want to catch them all!"

Timewarp!

You totally do. You want them ALL.
YOU WANT THEM AAAAAAALLLLLL

Yes Maaaaster, monster shall shoot JFK!.

What else shall you have monster do?, evil one.

Bring me poolboys! I have a yen for peeled grapes.

Pooltoys, that go squeaky squeak?, yes evil one.

This being a quiet lazy sunday, my moves are currently: "Laze About", "Snore" and "Sit On"

*tries to look all intimidating and scary, but finds it very difficult to make bunny nose twitching look intimidating and scary...*

So you're a snorlax on sundays then :3

hehe

I is sleepy bunbun!

*throws Ultra ball* *ball wiggles for 1 min then* POON ! Tigerpool has caught a Fenris ! *dah dah dah duh duh duh* *Tigerpool gives Fenris an Exp Cap* There now I can train you without losing fights *several hours of fighting bug catchers little girls and retarded team rocket thugs later* Go Fenris ! *fenristosie appears as muscular giant with 2 cigars coming out its mouth and a metal dagger tail* Fenristosie us Smash on my rival ASSFACE's pokemon *Fenristosie ignores enemies pokemon and beats ASSFACE to death ~!* Um ? *Officer Jennys a appear in SWAT gear and keep trying to arrest Fenristosie but it smashes 10 jennies so they open fire but Fenristosie uses dodge and escapes into the woods* Now every summer people find half eaten campers and cigarette butts all over forest

Well, I did not see that coming. I always thought I'd evolve into a Pothead.

Thats the next evolution

*uses hot coco attack i hand you a cup and walk away*

*Sluuuurp* go'bless'u

of fuck *lighten hits me as im fried laying down i slowly raise a hand with a finger up*he kind of hates me*my hand falls down then*

WAAAAABBUFFET C:

*Whips out pokedex* Wow! A Wobbuffet! ...I'm gonna CATCH IT!

WYNAUT? :3 (ever realise it sounds like why-not? o.o i answer people at work like that, but they just stare me down .3. )

Are you actually watching the show now, or just experiencing nostalgia?

I aaaaaam actually watching it. ...though as to what episode those quotes are from, well... it could be any of them, really :p

Ah, so you know that recently not only has Team Rocket gotten up to their old tricks again (hopefully not EVERY episode) but they're using the ORIGINAL motto again and not some cheesy new one.

yeuck! get well soon. Drink lots of fluids, get as much rest as you can, and enjoy what you can while you can.

If I drink more fluids at this point, I'm apt to burst :p

Well, then get as much rest as you can, urinate often, and enjoy what you can, while you can. I suppose it's a good thing today is a holiday, huh? Unless you had other plans in mind.

What does Wheeze do? Cause the enemies Defense to fall?

I think it annoys them a little. ...and lowers my HP :p

Ack! Sorry to hear you've been struck down by the mucal armies of the Duchess of Disease. As someone who's only just getting over a bad case of the flu, I feel your pain, believe me. With any luck, you're internal defenses will be able to rally their forces with the power of tea and soup, and route the noxious green invaders and flush your system clean before long. Until then, stay hydrated, comfy and try not to rupture anything - I'm told the "Mucus Bomb" attack can backfire rather explosively if used while severely plugged-up, or at least ruin a perfectly good set of clothes.

I hope you feel better soon. *hurls blankets at you*

thank yuuuu T_T Tho' I've kind forced-promised myself that if I'm not better by Tuesday I'm gonna hop on over to the doctor and see about getting some antibiotics or something :p

Aww! Don't die or anything! Who will draw us awesome fetish artwork and make awesome jokes and stories? ;_____;

Always... *rattle* two there are. A master, and *cough cough* an apprenticcccce...
...I should get an apprentice. *hack hack hack*

Q: Why do Jesse and James chase after Ash?
A: Because they know that Red will kick their asses seventeen ways from Sunday.

They need to pick even smaller targets.
...like bug-catchers.