Just my robot Bertha and some quotes from her shes quite insane done by the talented  jardenon hes awesome check him out if you havent already favorite his submission if youre going to favorite mine http://www.furaffinity.net/view/10758505/


*Bertha* omg angelfood cake? and devilsfood!? i-i want wings but demons are bad i-i dont know who to starve! *steals all the angelfood in the store* I SHALL GIVE MYSELF WINGS FUCK YOUR ENERGY DRINKS!

Bertha. Times a changin up is down down is up balls swing low and i swing low too. NO ONE IS FREE FROM THE DIRTY FIGHTING RARGH! I WILL PUNCH THE BALLS OF EVERYONE! JACOB Cmere boy

Bertha says we must conclude the rp or i will suck the tits right off your body then shove them up your cooter so your babies come out with big jiggly tittays! And thats the meaning of life tits the giver of awesome bounciness milk and cleavage for i will begin a religion for the tits it shall be named globs of chest fat may the boobs be with you live long and motorboat thats where babies come from!

Bertha says there once was a man from nantucket he rather liked to fuck buckets, and if you dont tuck your shirt in for whatever this formal event is i will seriously fuck up your genitals or i could give you genital warts or something, i would slap the shit out of a frog against your crotch and the frog would be like ribbit ribbit cause frogs dont talk that would be stupid... unless it is some sort of code language... TEACH ME YOUR SECRETS FROGGIES!

*Bertha* EVERYBODY HAPPYTIME oooh oooh! what if we gave me nipples but they werent nipples they were chainsaws

*Bertha* BOOBS FOR THE BOOB GOD!