For http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/287888/
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“I say, Rupert, you old dog, are you coming to my fête tonight, wot wot?”
“Wouldn’t miss it for the world, Cuthbert. Wouldn’t miss it for all the tea in China. Say, Cuthbert, ought I to bring any comestibles—you know, victuals?”
“Oh, oh you needn’t put your self out-”
“Oh, it’d be no trouble at all, dear Cuthbert. I was actually thinking of your cousin Sam. He has a fine large family-”
“Samuel Chipmunk? And his pretty young wife, Darcia, and all the children, too? Oh, I say, Rupert, that is too much. Such a card you are, implying that my relatives be served as—as hors d'œuvres! Seriously, though, they have all already agreed to come.”
“Oh, splendid. I shall see them there, then.”
“Indeed. Well, I must off and see to the other arrangements. Ta!”
“I’ll be looking forward to it, Cuthbert...and I shall be bringing my appetite.”
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jc“I say, Rupert, you old dog, are you coming to my fête tonight, wot wot?”
“Wouldn’t miss it for the world, Cuthbert. Wouldn’t miss it for all the tea in China. Say, Cuthbert, ought I to bring any comestibles—you know, victuals?”
“Oh, oh you needn’t put your self out-”
“Oh, it’d be no trouble at all, dear Cuthbert. I was actually thinking of your cousin Sam. He has a fine large family-”
“Samuel Chipmunk? And his pretty young wife, Darcia, and all the children, too? Oh, I say, Rupert, that is too much. Such a card you are, implying that my relatives be served as—as hors d'œuvres! Seriously, though, they have all already agreed to come.”
“Oh, splendid. I shall see them there, then.”
“Indeed. Well, I must off and see to the other arrangements. Ta!”
“I’ll be looking forward to it, Cuthbert...and I shall be bringing my appetite.”
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Abstract. Twisted. Deranged. I loved it. I don't exactly know what the hell was happening there, but still I laughed out loud. And very interesting dialect, as a non-native user of English I often find different dialects interesting. Very good little piece, very entertaining.
heh, once again, thanks! was just a little ditty of a story, because i couldn't think of what to do as far as the prompt went...and then -ZAP- i got the idea to just, well, play with it and see if i couldn't create a world where predator & prey were extremely proper and civil to one another.
and for a non-native English speaker, your typing has almost no accent whatsoever.
and for a non-native English speaker, your typing has almost no accent whatsoever.
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