"10/10, I like it." - IGN

you cannot prove 95% of our budget went towards "press relations".

Does the £0.75 cover protective cases for the other 5 disks too?

Thanks to the revolution of high density 1.4mb floppies everything comes neatly inside 1 whole disk!
(But to avoid confusion there's really only 1 disk the other 5 are a joke :>)

Just as a quick point of correction, your description says "If you'd your own physical copy" and it should say something like "If you'd like your own physical copy". :'3

(Your complaint has been notified and passed to our head programmers expect it to be fixed within the year!)

*FA time.

What operating system does this run under?

I can confirm Windows XP 32bit or Windows 7 64bit, but you could easily find out if it works for you!

The Mac accessories in the pic were misleading. :P

Ah, I show the hardware there as I kept some limitations of the game similar to old Macintosh computers :>

can confirm it works on Linux under Wine

also 10/10

I might wear these disks out after playing it so much

Don't worry - you can use all our disks!

....

[\>Disk Read Error. Retry? y/n:|_

<3

that was the most life changing simulation I've ever encountered o.o consider me a believer * worship* (AKA: It was really really cute and fun <3 thanks for sharing! :D

I have an Apple Pro Mouse (still in it's plastic bag in the box) and keyboard just like those in my closet. =^.^=

...But no computer?

And an SE/30, a stack of pizza box Macs and a whole load of other old Apple hardware.

Ah sweet, been having an odd phase fixing up the old MacSE, the hard drive on it has been dead for years - was happy to pick up a really cheap replacement for it

Graphics: 9/10 I can't believe the amount of detail put into the characters here!
Sounds/Music: 10/10 Awesome soundtrack mixed with sound effects so good you believe you're really there!
Gameplay: 8/10 Very polished, though I felt like the difficulty curve bounced around a lot.
Scenario: 3/10 It was really cliche... you'll see the ending coming miles away. Bonus points for cutscene interactivity, though!

Overall: 10/10 would have sexual relations with this program again. :3

Fess up loser, wheres the secret cheat codes.

Just hand over those fifty smackers for the handy pocket sized hint book and the secrets of the universe shall be yours ~

okay


that was awesome

"More delightful shareware from those multimedia wizards at Coal; a sure treat for cozy winter nights."

(aaaaa I can't tell you how wonderfully nostalgic that was, thank youuuuu!!)

(Cheers B> that's really warming to hear, is pleasing getting a good Nostalgia trip here and there)

Will there be more? :D

This is quite wonderful!

Maybeeeee...

Really stoked by everyone's reaction :>

*does the Wolfie Wiggle with utmost excitement*

"Easily the 2013 Game of the Year. This is the one to beat! A 5 out of 5!"

HAHAHA This brightened up my night so much!! It's just so great!!!

ULTIMATE WIN

That was awesome.

This is the best game I've played in 21 years.

Dont make em like they used to eh?

so cute and silly!!!!

This, just, I can't even explain how much I love everything about it.

The idea is funny and cute, the drawings are so simple and charming, you did a bang up job on the animations and the games are actually fairly solid.

I could sit and play the nuzzle game over and over and OVER AND OVER

Thankyou! - Now onto forcing you to make a "let's play" video >:D

From Computer Review, June 1992: "This latest release from Coalputer Games is as exciting as it is blush-inducing...roughly based on a series of short comics by R. Nuzzleton, it seamlessly blends realistic simulation with edge-of-your-seat gameplay, and is poised to be even more successful than their earlier releases Tummypoke '90 and Bearcuddler 2000. 10/10!"

Does it run on mac??

(Nope, sorry!)

:(

OH MY GOD THIS IS THE ABSOLUTE BEST! XD Seriously!

We cannot wait for the Game of The Year Edition. - Gamespot

I give it... five... "muzzles" out of five.

What a magical journey that was.

How is this so amazing/how are you so amazing

"hahah I love this game!~" -10/10 Blue Review

This game made my disk HARD.

Please contact your local technician if it does not spin down within 8 hours.

Chet and I both tried this out. AAAAAAAA I squealed so much. Ahahahaha.

the nose-on-nose nuzzle part is so cute :03

Oh dear lord, the noises I made.

*Googles for Disk 2*

Does Disk 2 really exist? :C

The plot of this game is top notch. The game begins 'in medias res' as our heroes are busy teaming up, trying to unlock the main character's hidden power, to save the planet from an impending alien invasion. Initially you believe his power is unlocked through sheer cuteness when suddenly a twist in the plot occurs. Discovering that sexual arousal causes your character's head to rocket off and jet into space is possibly one of gaming's greatest moments; right up there with 1991's Tail Wag Sim '91, wherein your character defeats an evil knight with his hidden power: an erection hard as steel. Nuzzle Sim '92 has a fantastic finale and sends a great message, we here at Bruki-Games won't be forgetting this gem for years to come.

Graphics: 5/5 Story: 10/10 Replay-Value: ABC³+5/10

flops are the future!!!

We demand a sequel!! Starcraft 2 sux comparing to this. Though it could be longer, these 80 hours spent only made me hungry for more!

Pro: cute and cool!
con: no disk 2 :I

I give it a fooken ay +!

when is this getting put on steam green light?

As we speak we're working on DLC (DeLiciousChups)

What's Steam?

the future of gamez

YOU. BRILLIANT. MOTHER. FUCKER.

I loved that so much. I used to play games like that back then. Reader Rabbit, Gorilla gorilla, oregon trail, zork. You made me nostalgia so hard right now :D

Oh my god, what have you done.

Keep doing it, whatever it is.

do you offer a double density compatible diskette set pleasefankoo

can it come in cassette? I have commadore :B

"Best furry dating simulator since M.U.L.E.!" - MurrsimumPC

'also walf babby seemed uninterested in shin nuzzling, contrary to this reviewer's experience. We hope this will be patched in on V.2'

Oh my god it's TEH ADORABLE! <3

Just absolutely adorable. Well done sir!

This may be one of the best things to ever happen to the internet

I love the belly nuzzles <3 The face he makes is so damn cute

Want to get one, but because ebay are being retarded, I can't - I'm UK though, so maybe bank transfer or something?

Sure, care to note me your email?

"A refreshing revival of retro nuzzle games amidst the sea of first person snouters - 7.8/10. Best New Game." - Pitchfur

hahaha nice game. I seem to be missing my other disks. I knew I had them around here some where. maybe the kids formatted them for their school projects.

OH GOD DONT EVEN JOKE THAT

While we appreciate the originality and being a creative product, it's not enough like Call of Duty 8.8
-Gametrailers

Guess we needed a better story :V

What exactly is it? I am just wanting to know before I download it.

dont download it installed tons of furry porn history on my computer and made me like it

Is that a bad thing?

This is amazing!

Oh man I pray for a part 2! This is absolutely adorable, I love the simple animation frames and the thick, pixelated lines, this game is absolutely adorable~

....<3

This is amazing. Will there be an Amiga version?

But where do I insert this floppy dick

The death of the A drive. Long preceded by the death of the B drive

Aaa I just played this, super cute and wonderful.

Thanks a lot Van!

i wanted to play in windowed but it kept resetting to fullscreen between scenes

2/10 would not bang again

posted an update, thanks for bringing that to my attention :>

keep it up, this is mad cute lol

That was amazing!
Definitely worth my time!

i did it all for you reagan walf!!!

Fun Factor: EXPLODING HEAD!

http://www.tqcast.com/wp-content/up.....torGamepro.jpg

quite possibly the best nuzzle sim I have ever played ever.

Oh god this is amazing. aahahahahaha

I just thought. This would be amazing as an iOS and Android app. For a loneliness cure, on the go!

There need to be a disk 2 ... and 3 and 4 and 5 and 6 :T

Hahaha that's really cute! I like the layered content a lot.

Remember the days when men were men and you spelled cd rom "CD-ROM"?

Best played on a VGA PC, but I'd give it a solid 9 out of 10

this is gold

:O Love It!

if i were blushing any harder the capillaries in my face would rupture

And you didn't make it ACTUAL Mac game >:(

;n; I knooow ~

Sorry, limitation of the old software, next time though..

I tried 2 of the download links but, when I try to use the program, my antivirus software thinks that it is a trojan .O.

False positives :I

Using Norton or McAfee by chance?

Yessirie that's probably the problem haha

Does anyone have a "let's play" video on youtube of this? I'd appreciate it as I'd like to see what the dealio is but I don't want to install anything onto my computer. Thanks!

That was so cute! And fun!

Hu... The game works in Wine... Unless I try to force it into windowed mode with the terminal... Also using "1" to put it in windowed made will shrink it bu have no window manager... Oh well.

D'aw :D
It even has the floppy drive struggle sounds :3

But boy was that some intense snuggling.
The climax was pretty darn awesome.

Hmm.. Sb16, 220, 1, 5, 7 causes it not to work! Do I have to load them high?

What are you using trying to play this?

Sorry, That's just me being an UTTER old computer nerd, That's the Dos settings needed for a soundblaster 16 Audio card, back when you had to actually know IRQ, Himem Lowmem and suchlike ^^

Hah you got me, thought someone was trying to open this up in Dosbox for a second there

Nope! I may be a dog, but I'm not that stupid.. now excuse me whilst I go roll in something that a car just hit whilst it's still warm

Nooooo. I need disk 2

Oh my god, yes! This is perfect! And it fits on a double density disk with 800K formatting. It even runs on Linux with Wine ^^

I'm eagerly awaiting the Amiga port. The graphics ought to be amazing, 4096 colour HAM mode nuzzling ^^

This is the most genius game I've played in this fandom xD

Liked the floppy sound :)

Amazing graphics, brilliant sounds!