Squeek: "And remember, that hole is a no-no unless Shred uses more lube!"
Shred: "Oh c'mon; you stopped complaining after three minutes or so"

Squeek: There is a small saddle on your nose.

Shred: Neigh.

Given how frequently it seems to get ridden, I can imagine why he'd need one there...!

I'm deciding if i should draw Shred as a horse now.

squeek: "do you know the meaning of overindulgence?"
shread: "i dont know, do you know the meaning of cock blocking?

ROFLMAO!!!!!

*laughs histerically*
~paranoia

"If I have to make sure someone has to 'GET TO STEPPIN' one more time, you're sleeping on the couch for three weeks with no Squeeky fun time. Are we clear?"

"Crystal."

YES!

Squeek: Wow you were right thats a huge booger.

Shred: Told ya. Now get pickin'.

that's a Good one!!

Squeek: "You peed in my door again, didn't you."

Shred: "Yes. Yes I did."

*insert generic Jerry Maguire moment*

SQUEEK: I think it's time we updated you outfit, it's starting to get... old
SHRED: The ladies never let me keep it on long enough to notice

SQUEEK: We need to talk expenses, you've already gone though 4 beds this week
SHRED: And it's only Tuesday.

SQUEEK: I think it's time I told you, I'm not into guys.
SHRED: No problem, neither am I.

Squeek: "When is Shred going to realize Squeek's his one and only?"

Shred: "The day YOU figure that out, I'm yours."

oh! or:

Squeek: "What does Shred have to hide under big band-aid?"

Shred: "*sarcasm* I keep a spare penis, just in case of emergency."

xP haha I don't know.. I just woke up.

Squeek: "Alright Shred, how many women have you shredded this time?"
Shred: "How many do you plan on chasing out of the house?"

If it ain't funny, then don't say I didn't try XP

Squeek: "Who ever house trained you didnt do a very good job"

Shred: "Woof"

squeek:i know its hard to believe, but she didnt want to go to bed with you
shread: what is the world coming too, she sick or something?

Squeek: "Now, what have I told you about marking my room as your territory?"

Shred: "That it fills the room with more girls?"

Squeek: How many beers have you had?
Shred: Not enough for me to fuck you.

Oh .... Harsh.

...or Minerva, or Jessica, or Betty, or M'ress, or--
So, who AM I allowed to have?

Squeek: This is last time Squeek lets you use Credit Cards
Shred: But it was 70 inches...

Squeek: "...You have dog breath."

Shred: "Gee I wonder why that is cheese for brains."

Corny ain't it?

Squeek: Theres another guy.
Shred: It's Taylor isn't it?

lolololololol

Squeek: You know, you really ought to stop doing it with every girl you meet.

Shred: Well, I haven't done you...yet.


[I dunno, that's all I can come up with for now]

YES~!!

Ah cool, so you liked that? Great, xD

"For the last time, pony up my tail."
"Can't. eBayed it."

Shred: For the last time I won't play Lil red riding hood with you
Squeek: Awww c'mon! I have a cute grandma's outfit you can wear!

Squeek: Why does your breath smell like blueberries?

Shred: I have been eating Smurfs.

Squeek: Where's the rest of my pants?

Shred: You weren't worried about that last night.

sold on ebay

Squeek: how bout next time i fuck your ass

Shred: How bout...No!

X.x

Squeek: "Squeek is gonna win this staring contest, no matter what!"
Shred: "No, neither of us will. We're in a drawing. We're gonna stay like this forever."

....................

Aw, CRAP. I JUST BROKE THE FOURTH WALL!

*nods* good point
~paranoia

Squeek: "You're gay."

Shred: "No, Squeek. YOU'RE gay."

Squeek: I'm gonna tell you mom you're not a virgin.
Shred: Only fair, your mom already knows.

Thanks, you made me spit on my screen.

Squeek: Did you have to do the OLSEN Twins?
Shred: You ain't old enough. Yet.

or

Squeek: Why must you sleep with so many women?
Shred: Just practicin' for when I get to be with you.

Squeek: Bad dog, BAD!
Shred: i thought we were past this....

Hehehe, it fits the picture.

Squeak: Now, Shred, why did you have to tell me this made me look fat?

Shred: I meant that with a 'ph,' I swear.

SQUEEK: "Seriously. What's under that band-aid?

SHRED: "If I told you, you'd spend a lifetime trying to forget

Squeek: "You."
Shred: "No, U."



Heh, I know 8 gals that remain unshredded. Just saying.

do tell

Wow I think your quote captures the visual 'feeling' in these two's eyes :)

Squeek: You're a dog, you know that Shred?

Shred: Hey, quit with the insults!

Squeek: "You only sleep with a female, right?"

Shred: "..... May be."

Squeek: "Come with me if you want to live."

Shred: "I've heard that one before... and now I have to wear this bandage on my nose..."

-B!

Squeek: Are you sure there's NO one else in shred's room?

Shred: trust me, if there still were, they'd probably be on top of me by now.

loltastic~!

Squeek: "Ok, I know you want the tough guy look and all. Do you really have to wear that stupid band aid?"

Shred: "Tell you what I get rid of band aid, when you lose the daisy dukes."

Squeek: "How many women have you slept with so far?"

Shred: "I'm thinking of a number between 1 and 1,000."

Interesting Fact:
Pr0n star Ron Jeremy has slept with over 3,000 + ladies :)

Cool!

Squeek: Aww, don't be a wuss. If I do it quick it'll only hurt for a second.

Shred: Touch it and give my name a whole new meaning.

Squeek: YOU ate my chocolate didn't you?

Shred: No.

Squeek: Let me smell your breath...

Shred: ...no.

SQUEEK: "Hey hey.... eyes up here."

SHRED: "Meh, the old view was better."

Squeek: "You try that shit again, and I'm gonna take that band-aid off.......slowly!"
Shred: " You.....MONSTER!"

Squeek: "You are in my power..."
Shred: "You're holding my head too high for that trick to work."

Squeek: Are You Ok?
Shred: Nope. I'm just lonely this Valentine's

As with dA, nice work.

Squeek: If Squeek has to pick up one more pair of panties that are not Squeek, she might have'ta smack a bitch...

Shred: ooo lil' mousy wants a cat fight?

"Would the answer to how you got that, change the rating of this Panel?"

"Yep..."

Squeek: The million dollar question is... What's on your nose?

Shred: uh. A Band-aid?

squeek: Hmm?

Shred: Yes?

very, very cool!

Squeek: "You can't be serious about these push-ups."
Shred: "Everything Tenacious D can do..."

squeek: "you do know that with that plaster on ya nose the fur rash will never heal! And it REALLy doesnt match your fur!"

Shred: "I will take fashion advice from you when ya take that i-pod out from under your shorts and you lose the 70's sideburns!!!"

i had MANY others the second i saw the pic but i picked this one! lolz!

Squeek: Who took the cookie from the cookie jar?

Shred: Your mom took the cookie from the cookie jar. *smiles in complete and utter victory*

Sorry, best I could come up with in the two seconds I've been up.

Squeek: Squeek promises to stay out of Shred's room If Shred promises to not sleep with so many women.

Shred: I promise.....that I'm too drunk to remember this in the morning.

Third try!

Squeek: YOUR MOM!

Shred: No, YOUR MOM!

Fourth try!

Squeek: IM IN UR BASE KILLIN UR D00DS

Shred: ONOES! MY D00DS!

Sorry, all my "original content" brain cells were burned on my Psychology class. :(

Squeek: You look like you were just hit by a train on the nose.

Shred: And you look like you spent the past 2 hours watching Eragon.

SQUEEK: ya know....i never noticed how big your muzzle is

SHRED: you know what they say

toasters toast toast

SQUEEK: Um, Shred, what happened to your nose?

SHRED: Hot chocolate, marshmallow fluff and muzzle fur... you do the math.

(all I got)

Squeek: "Do you love me more than those other women you've had sex with?"

Shred: "no, but I did stay at a holiday inn last night"

Hehe, I had to do that.

Squeek: Your power level is ov....

Shred: We are not doing that over used joke.....

bwahaha~ that was a good one

"Squeek really needs peace and quiet for ONE night...does Shred KNOW what Peace and Quiet is?"

'That brief period after satisfaction?'

lmao cute =D

(squeek) "I'm tired of patching you up! Why did you pinch the butt on that lesbian rhino last night?"
(shred) "I was so drunk, I thought she was you..."

Dunno, but their lips make them look just about ready to kiss. Tell ya though, that'd be awesome.

Squeek: Now what did we agree about going down on porcupines?

Shred: Don't; Definitely not.

Thought I'd make use of the band-aid(?) on his nose.

Squeek: "What did I tell you about putting it in THAT hole?"

Shred: "<sigh> Not before I warm it up first."

Squeek: "Really, Shred, are you trying for the Guiness World Record for most venereal diseases?"
Shred: "Sooo... are you still jaybee or what?"

Squeek: "Squeek remind you. Tali's MINE!"

Shred: "...Dammit."

squeek: You went back to the amazon village, didn't you?
Shred: Nothing ventured, nothing gained.

Squeek: You look like an 80's reject.
Shred: and that's better from what you wear because...?

Squeek: Didn't Squeek tell you the mail lady was off limits?
Shred: and the police chick, and the firehouse babe, I think I get it now.

Squeek:...really?
Shred:...yep.

Squeek:You do crack, don't you?
Shred: as much as I sleep with men.
Squeek:...
Shred: that's never.

there are more, but I stop at 5, lol ^^ tell me what ya think, shonuff ^_^
~paranoia

I'm not Sho, but I GOTTA tell ya, I lawl'd at the "crack" one...

I put a few of my own at the bottom, but *heh* I'm a noob at this...

" that's never." (HAHA)

lol ^^ glad to hear!
love yours on the bottom, pretty funny
~dante

WOW A LOT OF THESE!
can't read through them all :( too lazy (damn ADD/ADHD)..
But I think the phrase's should capture the emotions of the two...
I mean Visuall you can "FEEL" the emotion and its a tricky bit of writting to put those feelings into words and make the two feel right together...
I'm think about this both as an Artist and a Writer..... Let me "LOOK" and see what pops in...

Ah the look in Squeek's eyes says "I'm tired and a bit put down by this" so she should be saying...
And Shred's eyes seem to convey Challenge, but content with what ever outcome arises, saying....

(Option1)

Squeek: "I knew I should have gotten that operation when I had the chance."

Shred: "So, have you thought about a name?" <--- googoo-gahgah

(Option2)

Squeek: "I knew I should have gotten that operation done when I had the chance."

Shred: "Like you ever had a chance..." <---snip snip :-P

Text added in the pict here: http://www.furaffinity.net/view/1073828/

Is there a tips to add a link in the comment to the drawer with an icon ?

Squeek: Shred. I think its time we talk about your TPS reports again. Did you get the memo?

Shred: Yes...I got that memo.

Squeek: "Grandma! What a big NOSE you have!"
Shred: "If this is how yer grandma usually dresses than the nose is the LEAST of her problems!"

i know there bracelets but they look very much like hand cuffs, so ....

SQUEEK: "Shred what do you mean you lost the key"

SHRED: "Look i left them on table. Since you smashed the place up i have no idea"


... i sort of see Squeek as being able to take Shred even when bound hand and foot

"...How long are we stuck like this?"

"I told you it wasn't shaving gel."

Squeek: Don't bring anymore girls unless you have enough to share. You don't any if I don't get any.
Shred: Fine, I'll just find twins and triplets. OKay?

Squeek: when are you going to do something diffrent

Shred: when it stops being purple........

Squeek: if I catch another bimbo in your room, I will personally beat her within an inch of her life.

Shred: You're kinda cute when you're possessive... delusional, but cute.

Squeek: Where are the cheez-its?
Shred: get your own box...

Squeak: how many times Squeak must tell Shred not to touch Squeak's power tools?

Shred: Oh Shred need them for my "special" projects. ;)

Emphasis on special. ;)

That is Shred annoyed? Wow... I must look pissed all the time. This actually reminds me of an encounter I had some years back. o_O

Squeek: "I think I'm drunk."
Shred: "O rly..?"

Squeek: Your breath smells like booze.
Shred: Your breath smells like cheese.

Squeek: Why do you always have that bandage on your nose?
Shread: What bandage?

Squeak: If you don't stop doing that, I'm going to rub your nose in it.
Shread: I can think of something else I'd like to rub my nose in.

Squeak: Now that you've mastered Laydown, lets try roll over
Shread: So long as we get to try all of these positions later!

Or the 18+ version

Shread: Hmm... You smell nice...
Squeak: Just WHERE are you sniffing?

Sq: It isn't the first time your parents caught us in the act...
Sh: Yeah, but it is the first time they cheered from the sidelines...

Yea, Babie. Yea, Babie.

Yea, Babie. Yea, Babie.

Yea, Babie. Yea, Babie.

Gimme, Gimme
Gimme, Gimme! I was wondering, when are you going to say that?

Squeak: DO you want me to braid your hair again?

Shred: Haven't you gone to bed yet?

"you blinked first damnit"
"yea prove it"

Heh heh heh, that's a good one. ^^

Squeek: I put eggs in your shoes earlier this morning.
Shred: You little cunt.

Squeak: Ok Shred Tell Squeak were are you hiding all those girls you have been sleeping with?
Shred: I will tell you if you sleep naked with me tonight

Squeak: Are you drunk again?

Shred: No. Just Anti-sobber.

Squeek: "Let's get something straight, Shred. Squeek is NOT Shred's maid. When Shred get out of bathroom, Shred picks up Shred's towel. Understood?"

Shred: "Hey, excuuuse me, princess."

...Had to do it.

Squeek: "Anything you say, can and will be used against you.
Shred: "Tits!"

Squeek: "You Deserved iT.."
Shred: "Mental Note: When Squeek squeals she kicks"

first thing that came to mind

"What will Squeek ever do with Shred about all these floozies in Shred's room?"

"Take a hint and join in?"

_____

Squeek: "Squeek asks again... How did Shred get his seed all over the kitchen?"
Shred: *sigh* "For the last time... It is mayonaise, I swear..."
____

Squeek: "Why did Shred put all of Squeek's plushies in sex positions?"
Shred: "It gave them something to do... Lord knows 'I' need something to DO..."
____

Shred: *ow.*
Squeek: "And what did we learn?"
Shred: "Cornered mice are vicious...?"
Squeek: "... Aaaaaand?"
Shred: *sigh* "...and have surprisingly sharp claws?"
Squeek: "Close enough..."

___

HAHA.. these are too fun.. ^_^

Squeek : ORLY?
shred : YA RLY

Squeek: "Shred? I'm pregnant. The baby's yours."
Shred: ".........."

Squeek: How many wemon did u invite to ur party?
Shred : I dont know Enough for an Orgy, Wanna jion in?

Squeek: Were you a good boy to Squeek, Shred

Shred: Don't know, give me some beer and it might come back to me.

LOL I had fun ^^ and good work.

sqeek: so you slept with a foot ninja,some bimbo bunny in heels,four army dolls and squeek's teacher anyone else you going to shred like no tomorrow?

shred: dunno yet most of the good ones you chase out before i get a chance to breed them which reminds me STOP DOING DAT!!!