"I thought you might like to know that since it was such a pain in the ass to get you up here that I plan on dropping you off this roof when we're done here. Mostly 'cause it'll be funny. I just haven't decided yet if you'll land on the pavement or in that dumpster."
"Oh God! What the hell do you want?!?"
"I want to know who is in charge of the latest police campaign against me. Normally I enjoy the attention, but I swear if I see another Public Service Announcement about me I'm going to lose what's left of my goddamned mind. Now you might be conflicted to tell me who..."
"Allerman. It's Lead Detective Gloria Allerman!"
"Wow, that was easier than I thought. So you're going to be a good boy and not mention this conversation or this little incident to your superiors now aren't you?"
"What? Of course I'm..."
"Who's the babe in that picture from your wallet? Wife or sister?"
"NOT! Of course I'm NOT! That's totally what I was going to say!"
"Dumpster it is then."

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Yet another fantastic piece from  darcnefarion

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