Length: Short. 544 words.

Creative title, I know. I hadn't submitted this yet, so here we are.

I used a couple of weird fonts, so if you want the full experience, as it were, download Brubeck AH and Booter - Zero Zero. (I think those were both free, but I'll be damned if I remember where I got them.)

EDIT: Found 'em! Brubeck (which seems to be the same as Brubeck AH) is here: Brubeck

...aaaand Booter and its sub-fonts (like Zero Zero) are here: Booter (etc)

Both free! I'd post the text here in a different format, but I really love the fonts. It is relatively short, so. Go download and read :D