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EPIC BIRD BATTLES OF HISTORYYYYYYYYYYYYY
SECRETARY BIRD.
VERSUS.
CAAAAAAAAAAAASSOWARY.
BEGIN!
This is a minipainting commission for Ookamiichi08, who requested this epic bird battle be illustrated. At first I figured the cassowary would win, hands down, due to the fact that when it kicks, it can easily disembowel humans with its 5-inch-long blade-like claw, but then I thought maybe with its smaller size, the secretary bird might be able to throw some dirty moves, like talons right to the face.
WHO WON? WHO'S NEXT? YOU DECIDE (not really, but if you want to suggest other bird battles for the fun of it feel free!).
Watercolor and white gouache on hot-press Fabriano, 5X7 inches.
Also please enjoy this perfect rap courtesy of dibbid:
CW: "Yo it's the C to the wary, things are lookin' scary
cause I spit lyrics so sick, they'll bust your head like a cherry.
Got 70 lbs of muscle and toes like a knife,
if you see me coming at you ya best run for your life!
You got legs like toothpicks, catching critters or whatever
I'm surprised you don't collapse under the weight of your own feathers!
So mirror mirror, who's the illest bird on the block?
I'm like a dinosaur, you're just a skinny chicken, *Buck-AWK*!"
SB: "Hmm... speaking of prehistoric, you should get with the times,
I stomp muthafuckin SNAKES like I'll stomp your shitty rhymes!
Must be hard taking to the sky with all that meat on your thighs,
Wait what's that? Oh, I forgot: You can't even FLY!
I'm a graceful dispenser of death, yeah I'm a true ace,
the only ways you show any grace are when you hide your ugly face!
Check that mirror again, but try not to break it,
cause I'm the only avian present who's not trying to fake it!"
SECRETARY BIRD.
VERSUS.
CAAAAAAAAAAAASSOWARY.
BEGIN!
This is a minipainting commission for Ookamiichi08, who requested this epic bird battle be illustrated. At first I figured the cassowary would win, hands down, due to the fact that when it kicks, it can easily disembowel humans with its 5-inch-long blade-like claw, but then I thought maybe with its smaller size, the secretary bird might be able to throw some dirty moves, like talons right to the face.
WHO WON? WHO'S NEXT? YOU DECIDE (not really, but if you want to suggest other bird battles for the fun of it feel free!).
Watercolor and white gouache on hot-press Fabriano, 5X7 inches.
Also please enjoy this perfect rap courtesy of dibbid:
CW: "Yo it's the C to the wary, things are lookin' scary
cause I spit lyrics so sick, they'll bust your head like a cherry.
Got 70 lbs of muscle and toes like a knife,
if you see me coming at you ya best run for your life!
You got legs like toothpicks, catching critters or whatever
I'm surprised you don't collapse under the weight of your own feathers!
So mirror mirror, who's the illest bird on the block?
I'm like a dinosaur, you're just a skinny chicken, *Buck-AWK*!"
SB: "Hmm... speaking of prehistoric, you should get with the times,
I stomp muthafuckin SNAKES like I'll stomp your shitty rhymes!
Must be hard taking to the sky with all that meat on your thighs,
Wait what's that? Oh, I forgot: You can't even FLY!
I'm a graceful dispenser of death, yeah I'm a true ace,
the only ways you show any grace are when you hide your ugly face!
Check that mirror again, but try not to break it,
cause I'm the only avian present who's not trying to fake it!"
Category Artwork (Traditional) / Animal related (non-anthro)
Species Avian (Other)
Size 730 x 537px
File Size 443.5 kB
Listed in Folders
I love this. Great idea (and execution!) is great! I vote for Secretary Bird because NINJA KICKS.
Other bird battle ideas? How about a ridiculously fat beak battle - Shoebill versus Toucan (or versus Hornbill?) (Pelican can't play, he cheats)
Or Red Versus Blue - Cardinal versus Blue Jay?
Or maybe just have an all-out Bird Of Paradise brawl where they try to out-ridiculous one another with mating dances?
Other bird battle ideas? How about a ridiculously fat beak battle - Shoebill versus Toucan (or versus Hornbill?) (Pelican can't play, he cheats)
Or Red Versus Blue - Cardinal versus Blue Jay?
Or maybe just have an all-out Bird Of Paradise brawl where they try to out-ridiculous one another with mating dances?
CW: "Yo it's the C to the wary, things are lookin' scary
cause I spit lyrics so sick, they'll bust your head like a cherry.
Got 70 lbs of muscle and toes like a knife,
if you see me coming at you ya best run for your life!
You got legs like toothpicks, catching critters or whatever
I'm surprised you don't collapse under the weight of your own feathers!
So mirror mirror, who's the illest bird on the block?
I'm like a dinosaur, you're just a skinny chicken, *Buck-AWK*!"
SB: "Hmm... speaking of prehistoric, you should get with the times,
I stomp muthafuckin SNAKES like I'll stomp your shitty rhymes!
Must be hard taking to the sky with all that meat on your thighs,
Wait what's that? Oh, I forgot: You can't even FLY!
I'm a graceful dispenser of death, yeah I'm a true ace,
the only ways you show any grace are when you hide your ugly face!
Check that mirror again, but try not to break it,
cause I'm the only avian present who's not trying to fake it!"
cause I spit lyrics so sick, they'll bust your head like a cherry.
Got 70 lbs of muscle and toes like a knife,
if you see me coming at you ya best run for your life!
You got legs like toothpicks, catching critters or whatever
I'm surprised you don't collapse under the weight of your own feathers!
So mirror mirror, who's the illest bird on the block?
I'm like a dinosaur, you're just a skinny chicken, *Buck-AWK*!"
SB: "Hmm... speaking of prehistoric, you should get with the times,
I stomp muthafuckin SNAKES like I'll stomp your shitty rhymes!
Must be hard taking to the sky with all that meat on your thighs,
Wait what's that? Oh, I forgot: You can't even FLY!
I'm a graceful dispenser of death, yeah I'm a true ace,
the only ways you show any grace are when you hide your ugly face!
Check that mirror again, but try not to break it,
cause I'm the only avian present who's not trying to fake it!"
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