WACKY WAVY INFLATABLE ARM FLAILING TUBEMEN ARE HERE TO TELL YOU ABOUT THE NEWEST CRAZE: MOON PROPERTY!

That's right folks, for only a small deposit and many small payments, you too can own a secluded spot of heaven in the heavens! We offer great payment plans on perfect little vacationing spots on the Moon that you'll appreciate gazing through a telescope at! And they can be purchased for any occassion!

- New house!
- New car!
- That high school or college graduate!
- Retirement!
- A wedding gift!
- And so much more!

But act fast as anyone excited about space travel and the moon will be purchasing their little pie in the sky without delay.

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This one is a fun one. My friend Dak was doing commissions and I snagged one up. I was having a hard time thinking about what to get till he made a joke and, well, this is what happened!

The artist and that lovely flailing tubeman on the left is  darknesshaven
The blue flailing tubeman on the right is none other than  palmedo