
We're about to be "blessed" in quotes, with a new Knight Rider. I've already gone off on a rant about it here:
http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/270528/
It really does stand as a sort of yardstick, for just how far things have fallen, in the entertainment world. Once upon a time, way back in the misty depths of history, TV cars used to not suck.
The Monkeemobile, The Batmobile, The original Knight 2000, the Munster Koach, DRAG-ula, The "Good Guys" taxi, Wonderbug, The A-Team van, The General Lee, The Bugaloos Buggy, Green Hornet's Black Beauty....
Cars on TV used to be rolling works of art, not merely product placement, (with the voice-over actor from the company's car commercials providing the voice.)
In the parts of the entertainment world, where all those great custom rides used to live, we now get nothing but lame consumer advertising. When was the last time you saw a hot custom ride on TV, as a featured performer? The last one I can think of was on Home Improvement, over a decade ago.
Big industry has blown it. entertainment has become product, has become pablum. In a situation like this there's only one thing to do.
Follow the punk ethos and DIY.
So, that's what I've done - presenting Talboc's TRICKSTER. Bad wheels, for a bad dude. Custom bubbletop hotrod, with chrome trim (including a studebaker bulletnose). The blown engine provides power to the road through a set of thick redline meats strapped onto a pro-street rear end.
If that doesn't get your HotWheels spinning, nothing will.
My tribute to Barris and Jeffries, with a little Ed Roth thrown in.
Because cars don't have to suck.
As for that thing behind him on the hillside? You'll find out more about that later.
http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/270528/
It really does stand as a sort of yardstick, for just how far things have fallen, in the entertainment world. Once upon a time, way back in the misty depths of history, TV cars used to not suck.
The Monkeemobile, The Batmobile, The original Knight 2000, the Munster Koach, DRAG-ula, The "Good Guys" taxi, Wonderbug, The A-Team van, The General Lee, The Bugaloos Buggy, Green Hornet's Black Beauty....
Cars on TV used to be rolling works of art, not merely product placement, (with the voice-over actor from the company's car commercials providing the voice.)
In the parts of the entertainment world, where all those great custom rides used to live, we now get nothing but lame consumer advertising. When was the last time you saw a hot custom ride on TV, as a featured performer? The last one I can think of was on Home Improvement, over a decade ago.
Big industry has blown it. entertainment has become product, has become pablum. In a situation like this there's only one thing to do.
Follow the punk ethos and DIY.
So, that's what I've done - presenting Talboc's TRICKSTER. Bad wheels, for a bad dude. Custom bubbletop hotrod, with chrome trim (including a studebaker bulletnose). The blown engine provides power to the road through a set of thick redline meats strapped onto a pro-street rear end.
If that doesn't get your HotWheels spinning, nothing will.
My tribute to Barris and Jeffries, with a little Ed Roth thrown in.
Because cars don't have to suck.
As for that thing behind him on the hillside? You'll find out more about that later.
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Hurrah!!!! That is a magnificent hotrod. You are so right about the cars featured on TV - no imagination, none... I'm especially intrigued by all the fascinating antennas/hardware hanging off the outer skin of that dome. Your home? Looks wonderful! I'm awed by the way you did the texture, lighting, and detail!! And you are so cute. Id love to go for a ride.
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1) You're probably thinking of Ed Roth's Mysterion.
http://www.showrods.com/images/myst...../mysterion_big
2) His thong is very stretchy.
http://www.showrods.com/images/myst...../mysterion_big
2) His thong is very stretchy.
The Villian always has the sweet ride... when the Hero doesn't.
And I agree.. Granted, I like Mustangs... 20 or 30 years ago... now.. feh! They could have done so much more with the awesomeness.. the Ultra High Tech Hero car.. no.. they went showroom commoner and thats it.. gave it a commercial voice and walked away.
Cheska.. my beloved persona mousie of DOOM, drives one of three things....
Her Harley Davidson Vintage Indian, Her Big Boss Mustang [76?] or her Four Door Corevette that she rebuilt and tricked out by her lonesome. For when an her adopted daughter want to go out together..
And I agree.. Granted, I like Mustangs... 20 or 30 years ago... now.. feh! They could have done so much more with the awesomeness.. the Ultra High Tech Hero car.. no.. they went showroom commoner and thats it.. gave it a commercial voice and walked away.
Cheska.. my beloved persona mousie of DOOM, drives one of three things....
Her Harley Davidson Vintage Indian, Her Big Boss Mustang [76?] or her Four Door Corevette that she rebuilt and tricked out by her lonesome. For when an her adopted daughter want to go out together..
Sleek undercarriage, smooth body, vibrant color, sturdy frame, high performance power core...oh, and the car isn't too shabby either Though, given the choice of vintage T.V. rides, I'd have to go with the batmobile. It had just about everything but an instant espresso dispenser.
The bad guy gets the bright yellow cheery car? Fascinating. It's got some kind of visual "meat" to it - overall shape is simple enough to grab attention, but the details take time for the brain to chew on.
In the bright future, someday there will be scantily clad guys used to sell cars (not just bikini babes).
In the bright future, someday there will be scantily clad guys used to sell cars (not just bikini babes).
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