Sentence of the Creeper:
"Creeper gonna creep."
-Creeper

"Thatsss a nice home you have there, it would be a ssshame if ssssomething happenss to itsssssssss *explode*"
-A crazy dead Creeper

"Mr. Steve, pick down this cobblestone please~."
-Rapist Creeper

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Mind: You know... that green pokemon starter is actually a grass snake, right?
Me: Yeah...
Mind: Also, snake make 'Shhhh' noise, right?
Me: actually, yes. Never hear one making 'GHAAABALALALARAHUHLULULU!!!' so yeah, 'shhh'
Mind: Oook... what do 'shhh' and is scary? Going behind you?
Me: Well... Minecraft Creeper?
Mind: Exact! Can you imagine a picture of both? Like a Snivy in a Creeper's suit?
Me: No, YOU are the brain.
Mind: Quite right... *make it imagine*
Me: Oooh!!! Yeah, that nice.
Mind: DO IT!
Me: DON'T FORCE ME!!!
Mind: *Use the force*
Me: *draw it* ffffuck...
Mind: You know... ...I,m your father.
Me: WTF?
Mind: Seem to not work...
Me: *write all of that and feel kinda akward to have a chat with his mind and write it down the net.*
Mind: *Laugh hard*
Me: Now my mind can laugh... greeeat...
Mind: Stop talk and post already!
Me: Fiiiine... *post*

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Snivy belong to Pokémon/Gamefreak. (and other owner if aplicated.)
Creeper belong to... Minecraft's team. ...them.
Art by  kevmg17