"To Darkrai I offer this darkness, to Ho-Oh, I offer my sorrow...to the little Mew I offer my tears. Rain black over the wide earth, bring the Legend to Life."

As Absols go, I'm pretty fortunate. I mean, it's no big deal that Mom packed up and left right after the twins were born, ditching us with Dad. It was actually fun learning how to replace her, and help li'l Yin and Yang ignore the times when Dad broke down. And it certainly wasn't bad when Dad finally got up off his ass and found that job at that casino, and moved his way up to manager, then owner.
Then we finally had the money to get me and the twins out of that shitty public school, and I had the grades to actually apply for somewhere nice. Of course it doesn't hurt that this nice place has plenty of hot goys...and cute girls...to hit on.

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Daikichi Karma is a shameless flirt. Girls, guys, genderless, hot or not...if it looks like it has an interesting personality he'll flirt with it. Unfortunately, despite his smooth looks and cool personality, his inept flirting makes him seem like an uncouth Swinub and he often finds himself on the other end of some pretty Machoke girl...or guy's fist. Lacking subtlety and tact, Karma is just so happy to be surrounded by people who are relatively happy and don't hate him, he sometimes loses his grip on reality. Growing up with little sisters who always wanted to be touched and carried and a Dad who always needed a hug, Karma simply can't understand that people don't want his hands on them. This is a major source of frustration for Karma, since he can tell when people need some sort of comfort, and won't let him at the very least try to provide it.