"To Ho-Oh I offer this flame, to Darkrai, I offer my joy...to the little Mew I offer my laughter. Shine bright over the wide earth, bring the Legend to Life."

I kind of miss the suburbs. It was great place to be as a little kid. me and my friends would ride our bikes everywhere, and the neighbor lady always gave us free candy, even when it wasn't Halloween. may, those were the golden days. Then mom suddenly convinced us to move to Viridian City. I guess she got sick of being a housewife. She found work there, in a perfume store. She likes it okay. As for me, they sent me away to boarding school. There are a lot of wacky people, and it's so distant compared to the suburbs. I want to go home.

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Joseph "Postie" Postman just wanted to lead a comfy quiet life. Then one day, he was caught singing a tune in the shower, and was snatched up by a crazy Absol with no pants and whisked off to equally crazy Azumarill who forced him to join her crazy Japanese singing team.
Postie now spends most of his school days, when he's not studying, trying to avoid his nutso teammates.
Postie was raised so perfectly, so white tie straight laced by-the-book that any disorganization makes him a little uncomfortable...so naturally his team drives him nuts. The Azumarill won't stop talking nonsense, the Bellosom seems out of it half the time, not to mention the Absol who won't stop hitting on him. Oh, he'll survive it somehow, but for the mean time, things could be worse.