"Welcome, welcome!" I cry, jumping out of my chair, sending it tumbling into the bottomless pit behind me.

You glance around my dusty store, noting the gaudy splashes of paint spattering the wall.

"So.." you say in a hushed voice, "I hear you're attempting to 'gather a following'?"

"BUT OF COURSE!" I cry, sending the mechanical birds in my attic screeching in surprise.

"Keep your voice down!" you snarl, pulling me close, absently clapping a gloved hand over my nose.

"Mrfcrs! Krfmrf.. orf uflef fecfer frma!", I yelped.

"What?!" you snap, releasing me suddenly, sending me crashing into a pile of dusty snow globes.

"It's the long awaited book of course!" I laugh, hopping to my feet, "The long awaited following.. the ... holy grail of vectors. It is finally complete!"

"B-but", you stammer, "I-it can't be!"

I wag my finger at you, motioning for you to follow me. Stepping up to a bookshelf, I start tearing through the books, grumbling and coughing as an eons worth of dust began delicately cascading down upon the pair of us.

"AHA!" I cry, after an hour of searching, having successfully covered the entire floor with books.

"BEHOLD! THE FIRST PAGE OF VECTOR SUTRA!"


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Art © ME

Tl;dr version -

This actually started as a joke where dear  shanefrost expressed his concern when I started doing the previous renditions. He had off-handedly commented that he had hoped that I was not going to start vectoring porn.

Which then gave birth to the idea of Vector Karma.

Disclaimer:

This was done entirely for FUN and as a JOKE. Don't take ANY of this seriously.