Something I swiped from  jace

Probably spent too much time on it, but what the hell. I had a lot of fun. Some of the characters/people/things here are pretty obscure, although I think I have a reasonably egalitarian mix of furries, humans, robots, animals and miscellaneous lifeforms.

I realize my harem is considerably smaller than the original template provided. Part of that is because I'm no spring chicken and this particular monarch does not want to die of exhaustion, and partly because a harem is not cost-effective, so everyone there has other jobs. Duffman is in charge of entertainment planning, Saint Jimmy provides drugs to guests who want them as well as helping to set drug policy in the kingdom, Matt Bellamy performs at castle parties, and Ethan is expected to work as a knight or bodyguard as needed. Because he's a robot and uses no resources, Gigilo Joe can just sit around and do nothing if he wants. In addition, other members of the Queen's court are expected to ease the queen's loneliness when called for, while the king is off on tour or in the recording studio.

Probably the toughest thing is to get those advisers to work together (Dr. House is particularly contentious) But Dr. Sagan and Captain Picard are usually able to mediate a consensus, as long as it's before Dr. Lecter gets hungry and starts eyeing Stephen Jay Gould.

Going into scraps.