"Oh no, my olive sank to the bottom of my drink. Now I have to get a fork and fish it back out. Oh, woe is me. If only it had a buoy attached to it."

Long story short: My latest attempt at income is raiding thrift shops and yard sales and then reselling on ebay. At one of which I found these and have since had a pretty good laugh with everyone I showed them to. Figured if I do nothing else before I try to move them, I should share it here too.

If necessity is the mother of invention, laziness is its drunk-ass dad.