Makes perfect sense.

I hate to be that guy, but I think the joke is getting kinda old. Cool comic, though.

I love people that say... I hate to be that guy ...and then just go ahead and be that guy. Obviously you don't hate it that much. XD

Be the other guy.

I Want To Be The Guy!

I hate to be that guy, but if I can make one person laugh from this then it was worth it.

totally worth it

Awwrr, so kind~ ;p

Count me in with a hardy-har-har :)

+1 worth it

I like that! I am totally using that now! :D

Made me laugh aloud. That's hard to do ^^

I personaly find it funny how every time this joke is made. it's always with an argonian fighting a dragon. XD only once did I see it being the standard nord fighting a bandit. and that was done in live action on youtube. XD

It was also done in 'Skyrim vs Fallout' youtube vid. The games share similar food mechanics, so after their respective characters almost kill each other they start trying to out-cram each other in a race to regain health.

i hate to be that guy but then i took an arrow to the knee.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAH make it stop!!!!

I hate to be that guy but FUS RO DAH! *off a mountainside*

Followed by 2 dozen bottles of mead.

Se dragons, eating your fruits and veggies and cheese is much more beneficial then eating people :3 People don't restore HP

They do if you're a werewolf. OMNOMNOM

But you need to eat lots of people, and despite nomming on them, they don't show all the gory, ripped open details so you know you've nommed them!

*dodges arrows and spell blasts.*
"Oh shit, oh shit, oh shit, oh shit, that was WAY too many bandits! Oh! There's one I killed!"
*runs up to the body and tries to munch it, only to find out it's already been munchified.*
"... SHIT!"
*turns, roars, stuns his attackers, then...turns and runs like the wind!*
"Woo-woo-woo-woo-woo!"

Point taken, sir. I have indeed had that crap happen before.

hahah I know what youre talking about XD

This.

I spend hours playing Skyrim and I never thought that before XD
I just use my argonian, healing powers, a steel sword, Fus Ro Dah! and that's how I play :P

Use the kittens claws, power fists, plus steel gantlets. Pretend your paying Pacific Rim.



VVVVVVvvvv, ddoooom dddoomm dooom dooom. BOOOOM Dooom doom doom Smash, DOoom dooom doom. DOOOM DOOOM, KABOOM. RAWR DOoom doom SHROOOOM SMASH. BOOM VOOMM BOOOM.

I've done that too XD

Health low? Hold on, let me just eat 99 raw potatoes

But the baked ain't one.

I can only play as an Argonian, nothing else fits, after all, dragons are reptiles, so why shouldnt a "dragonborn" must be one?

Its the soulthingy, i think.

Similarly, I can't have my Khajiit be a werewolf. It just seems.... wrong.

heh i hear that. *meow~wuff!* o.O wut?!

Hold on a second big guy....gotta consume some health potions to kick your ass and not die o3o

I am amused.

And yet ... Poor Dragon =P

I do this. I just collect random food items then when I get low health I freak out and eat all the things in my inventory o.o

also archer argonian.

doesn't really work with hunger mods though. In fact, with either Imps More COmplex Needs or Realistic Needs, it just makes things worse.

I'm not sure which part is funnier, the dragon waiting patiently while dovahkiin restores his health.
Or the ill effects the mass consumption provide.
(Oh, and speaking of Skyrim, played your quest series. All I can say is BRILLIANT!)

Completely! Fus Pee-ZZA!

*Snrk* I never played on hardcore mode so hunger was never an issue for me. Still amusing though.

Skyrim, unfortunately, doesn't have a hardcore mode and there aren't any good mods for one. Eating does however heal you slightly.

Sure it does, it's called play it on PC and make the game less shit.

http://skyrim.nexusmods.com/mods/26228//?

Fatness is infact health!

whose are is that you're eating?

ACK! *ARM

Ahahaha aye, if it works it works right? xD

FAKE! there aren't enough huge cheese wheels l3

Seems legit to me.

I gobble all the cheese!

CHEAAAAAAAAAAAAAATER XD

Skyrim... No. Bethesda logic ftw

I eat every cabbage. My argonian has a disease. He cant help it!

What, no Mentos?

Crakin myself up here in the dark! X.=.X

I may be a mage.

But I have 100 tomatoes.

Have at ye.

Classic

just think of how much food you have to eat X3 each one only gives you 1 HP back XD

And after all that, you eat its soul as well? Well now, that's just being greedy.

That's indeed the most logical statement I have seen all day :3

I've had the exact same comic idea in my mind for a while. :D
I think everyone plays Skyrim that way, if they run out of potions. :I
0 potions = Picnic time in the middle of a battle. x3

Ha! This is the joke me and my BF make all the time!
He's gonna love this

Well, at least there's someone who actually eats the stuff he finds in Skyrim :I

lol i do that too ... better than dieing XD

X_X
D'awww X>

Back when Skyrim first came out, I watched some vids to see what the game was about and I thought it was funny how this one person stopped mid battle and had a Thanksgiving feast. I laughed.

All of the food

What, No sweet roll?

No. Somebody stole it.

lmbo, amazing

Hahah, it all makes sense, now. I wondered how they could eat all that food in the middle of a battle... What a generously patient dragon. XD

lol skyrim logic

i cook soups and stuff to help like elswyer fondue is very helpful as a mage

Da faq is a leek?!

Basically an onion of a different variety.

1 good health potion or 10 soups hmm thats not easy

LOL, that or chugging 15 minor potions

...Restoration school or go home >:I

I am the mighty hero of legends! Just...let me...*struggles to reach weapons* GAH! I knew that 13th bit of food to heal up was too much! Someone roll me towards the enemy! ^_^

chim chim chim

Dovakin: "Yo dragon, I'm running low on health and magica, mind if I drink a bunch of potions?"
Dragon: "Sure thing little guy."

Realistic? :p

You forgot the part where the horse starts trying to get in on the fight. Other than that, 100% accurate, LOL.

I gotta share this story.

So there I was, following a little fox. Cute little foxy fox! He's so adorable! I follow him up and down a hillside, following him to a dragon mound, then to another, and suddenly-
*ROOOOAAAARRRR!*
Cute little foxy was turned instantly into charcoal. After a moment of shocked silence, I was all "You scaley, sick, BASTARD!" *leaps into the air with his warhammer and swings it down in a power attack from atop a hill.* "DIE!" and the dragon goes down right there. One hit kill. Another moment of pure shock. "Did I just... take down a dragon... with one hit? ... BOOYAH! That was for foxie-woxie!"

Hahaha

hyperactive metabolism bitches