"A boy a year younger than me enters and sticks out his hand. I stare at it a moment, then shake it. He's a lot shorter than me, chubby, with black hair and lazy left eye which hangs half-closed. Wearing a faded pair of jeans and an old Simpsons T-shirt."
From Darren Shan's "Lord Loss" page 89 or something like that XD

This time it's Bill-E C:

Bill-E Spleen from The Demonata series © Darren Shan