"They never saw me coming. They thought they were safe with automatics. They thought they were safe because they were driving in an armored van. They thought they were safe because no one around was crazy enough to jump onto a moving vehicle at 60 MPH, and everyone in the League was busy fighting Plague Bearer. Sure, you all thought to yourselves...

You guys can run as many drugs as you want through Empire City. Nobody's going to stop you. Nobody's going to throw himself off a two-level building and freeze his paws to the roof of your getaway van. They'd be stupid to try and climb up to right above the driver's seat before icing the road right in front of them. Skidding the van on that sleet would probably kill whoever was dumb enough to be on top of the vehicle when it overturned and ended up with all wheels in the air. Even then, he probably wouldn't be dumb enough to stick around once he let himself drop onto the road in the middle of that van's airtime. After all... you have machine guns that he definitely won't throw out of your hands with a couple jets of pressurized water. You've got knives that he won't encase in a sheath of frost that goes down to the elbow. Even if all that fails, Rick is trained in Krav Maga. He's going to stomp whatever dumbass tries to screw with this outing in the balls and definitely won't end up facedown on the asphalt because some idiot materialized a mace in his hands out of the very moisture and slammed it right into his freaking muzzle.

They never saw me coming. Sucks to be them."

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Fucking amazing gift I got from  furii earlier. This is so goddamn cool, and I was dying to share it with all of you. So happy he's letting me post this, augh. <3

Celsius is owned by myself.
Empire City, the League, Plague Bearer, and all associated characters owned by  blackjackaught

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Fun fact: Celsius has an emblem on the back of his vest that's his personal logo. You can see it here!