Dat facial hair oUo

"It's a Pretty Bird...bird..thing?". a parody of Chris Isaak's "Baby Did a Bad, Bad thing"
Music by Chris Isaak, lyrics by Chris Adams (me)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dPZQ7ZLy3MI

It's a pretty bird...bird..thing?, It's a pretty bird...bird..thing?
It's a pretty bird...bird..thing?, It's a pretty bird...bird..thing?

You ever wonder what you're lookin' at so hard that your brain wants to split in two?
It's a mystery.
You ever wanted to sneak some feathers for some tests you want to put their DNA through?
The wonderings killing me.
You ever hope you don't scare em' so they don't up and fly away?

It's a pretty bird...bird..thing?, It's a pretty bird...bird..thing?
It's a pretty bird...bird..thing? Seems to like flying, seems to like flying.

You ever wonder just how big an egg that thing would lay and would it hatch?
Such a weird worry.
You ever look around and wonder why you're wondering if it might be your next love match?
Lolfurry

I hurts so bad when you finally feel the peck, peck, peck, peck, peck of the kisses they steal.

It's a pretty bird...bird..thing?, It's a pretty bird...bird..thing?
It's a pretty bird...bird..thing? Seems to like flying, seems to like flying.

Ohh. Seems to like flying, Seems to like flying.
Ohh, Seems to like flying, Seems to like flying.

It's a pretty bird...bird..thing?, It's a pretty bird...bird..thing?

Yes it is a very colorful and pretty...Bird thing X3

Pretty bird! Pretty bird! Birdie want a cracker? Birdie want a cuttlebone? *waggles fingers*

*dangles a rainbow trout*