
Pay No Heed to This
For it is merely a squiggly.
*snicker snicker* I can't believe I got away with posting this with a general rating; look at how curvy and adult this SEXY line is!
Top quality squiggles, such as this one, can be yours for the low, low price of $99,999.99 USD! That's practically giving them away!
+ I do all my squigglies in 1080 freakin' p, so if you don't have a 1080 freakin' p capable screen resolution on your monitor, you're gonna have to go out and get one to view how awesome this is; I'm sorry.
*Purchases are non-refundable. If you are unsatisfied with your squiggly, please... don't tell anyone.
*snicker snicker* I can't believe I got away with posting this with a general rating; look at how curvy and adult this SEXY line is!
Top quality squiggles, such as this one, can be yours for the low, low price of $99,999.99 USD! That's practically giving them away!
+ I do all my squigglies in 1080 freakin' p, so if you don't have a 1080 freakin' p capable screen resolution on your monitor, you're gonna have to go out and get one to view how awesome this is; I'm sorry.
*Purchases are non-refundable. If you are unsatisfied with your squiggly, please... don't tell anyone.
Category Artwork (Digital) / Abstract
Species Unspecified / Any
Size 1920 x 1080px
File Size 76.1 kB
at first I was disappointed , why this looked like just a run-of-the-mill every day squiggly! but then I realized I was using an old cardboard cut out with saran wrap stretched over it for a monitor. So I ran to my local electronics store, battered my way through a crowed of old ladies and grabbed the very last HD 1080p capable monitor out of the hands of a single mother. I ran back home and plugged into my computer and I was in for a treat! The squiggly just popped out at me. I could tell this was a magical squiggly and it changed my life!!!
sign me up for 20 of them please!!!!!!!!
sign me up for 20 of them please!!!!!!!!
done And DONE
Your total is $1,999,999.80 USD
I promise you'll receive the utmost original of squiggles, with curves in places that no curve has ever gone before!
Oh wait, were these NSFW or clean squiggles? The clean ones can't have curves; I'm sorry. But they do still get the utmost of original angles and lengths!
P.S.
What did you do with your old cardboard cut out with saran wrap stretched over it for a monitor? My poor nephew is in need of a new one, and cannot afford a premium CRT with permanent magnetic damage and chocolate milk stains on the glass.
Your total is $1,999,999.80 USD
I promise you'll receive the utmost original of squiggles, with curves in places that no curve has ever gone before!
Oh wait, were these NSFW or clean squiggles? The clean ones can't have curves; I'm sorry. But they do still get the utmost of original angles and lengths!
P.S.
What did you do with your old cardboard cut out with saran wrap stretched over it for a monitor? My poor nephew is in need of a new one, and cannot afford a premium CRT with permanent magnetic damage and chocolate milk stains on the glass.
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