How many times have you been stuck at a party, where the most boring and tiresome person is also the loudest and most forthright about sharing their opinions with anyone and everyone?

It's happened to me enough times, and I've been to enough parties over the years, to have seen both the extreme left-wing and extreme right-wing version of that person, that I occasionally have odd dreams about such scenarios.

This one just so happened to be of the tiresome, left-wing variety, and indeed, her multitude of loud and shrill opinions eventually had the flavour of bland guacamole that was just starting to spoil.