mootsadog is one of the cool therians I met at AC2013. As I've indicated elsewhere, I found it interesting that he observed most of the con looking through a viewfinder. My mind makes weird connections and suggested a parody of a familiar Billy Joel work.

It took a little while to come up with some verses I liked and I hope the few people who look at this (I know, most people come to FA for artwork, esp porn, heck it's why I came) find it amusing.

I fully admit to being a hack, amatuerish writer who has a tin ear. I am open to any and all suggestions on improving the lyrics. Any ideas used would get credited of course.

To hear a bad sung version, check here.

[Edited to fix some grammatical errors noticed after the fact]

Lyrics are based on Piano Man written by Billy Joel