Where do I even begin with this... well, it did start here: http://www.furaffinity.net/view/11329640/ , but the real blame falls on  sashi138 while  lordstevie and I were having a fun conversation about "Heavy Metal: F.A.K.K. 2" and "Bayformers" and it ended with Sashi saying "the music score was total CRAP and the storyline had holes in it big enough to drive Opitmus Prime through with Ultra Magnus riding "surf board" style upright on his trailer tow!!"

So, I was suddenly inspired to go and spend some funds to pick up the TruckR alternating Robot from Renderosity, slap some custom skins on it and do my best to think of every single quote of any movie involving surfing or riding something. There were too many, so I'll leave it up to you :P

*edit* sorry for those that caught it as it was deleted, I had a format error and it looked like crap, looks much better now