I know how to fix computers and program for them, but for smartphones and tablets I always rely on my friend to show me around or pick the models for me... I guess that's how technology works.

I much prefer the simpler cell phones, m'self.

/\ this

Especially because, the more expensive the phone, the more likely I am to run it through a washing machine.

Hehehe that nothing try finding a manual for some of them some model manual you can only find on the internet only. Also i have cellphone a basic flip phone type it serve me well tho i use a old used iphone 3 as a notes, photos, and gaming and update or get new game when i am in a free WiFi spot when i can . Then with the new phone you really have worry about data usage plans since any can burn though 5gb data using YouTube or app shop store depending on the phone OS.

needs better AI

D'awww.