While the loyalty and love of a stray dog taken in is legendary, there's nothing to match the love and loyalty of a pair of stray Lionel interurbans taken in off the streets...

Readers may recall that Simpsonly Terrific Mk I vanished mysteriously. So, while I may harbor secret Mittyesque fantasies concerning lessons in manners administered by Hillerich and Bradsby's finest, what I DO do is go back and add enough other stuff of my own to have this fall foursquare into the "BY YOU" category.

So there. Figure generated by the Simpsons Movie Character Generator. Background, etc by moi. Trains by K-Line by Lionel.