... dope on a rope?

Yay

Aquifur wouldn't even be fighting at this point... He'd be macking on Chick...

lol

Hey, he has priorities, don'tcha know...

I'm glad he keeps his priorities in the right order

Finally, back to the story.

Yep

Indeed.

Lookin' forward to this.

Oh snap.

Indeed

You're gonna jog a villain to jail! Diabolical!

lol

I have a new villan for you... somone you least expect... and suprise suprise he's not supposed to be bad. He's just malfunctioning. Axereanden. The Mechanical dragon. He basically fell through a portal being tested by a scientist in his world but everything went topsy turvy and he ended up getting sucked through. He... ended up malfunctioning... And he's quite strong. The problem with his malfunctions? He falls apart every time he gets really mad. Piss him off? An arm falls off. Make him miss? Bye bye leg. he usually ends up retrating on his wings... Which do not fall off ever...(neither does his head...) with his arms and legs follow him. But he basically wreaks havok until Mirage shows up in a set of casual wear about a week later. He has no idea who he is... (well duh... what would make a better story then this?) and immedialy starts wandering the streets. He knows he's different... when nobody will give him the time of day... or the year for that matter... As time wears on you discover him sleeping in a back alley. When you wake him he looks at you and suprisingly the first thought that goes through his head is... DINNER! Until you give him somthing to satisfy the half shark half dragon's pallete that is. Mirage Shagon only rembers his name. Nothing else. (I guess you can take it from here.)

His limbs fall off?

he's a robot. robotic dragon. its like a glitch thing. they go right back on and reattach.

And it's triggered by anger and frustration? That's gotta suck, especially against someone as hard to hit as Wonderduck. Super speed and all.

He's faster than you think. He did come from the year 2250. By the way he does carry big weapon to hinder his speed. When he drops it... He goes Pretty fast. Its like... Well lets put it this way. It weighs 2,000 lbs and if dropped on your... webbed foot... it would leave a really big mark. He just hasn't figured out the fact... drop weapon... go faster. then when it like breaks... he just drops it and finds out he can actually go about the same speed as you. Mirage is the only one who can outrun him. When he figures out he can move that fast.

How big is he? How strong? What are his stats?

Relax. In your stats...
Axereanden:
Might 50 WTF?!
Durability 10.
Agility 15 eh...
Speed: 48 YEAH!
Perception: 13
Spirit: 19
Smarts: 17
Power output: 50! CRAZY!

Notes: Falls apart if severely angered.
Retreats by magnetism.


STATS:
MIRAGE SHAGON:


Might: 60!
Durability: 45
Agility: 45
Speed: 60!
Perception: 40
Spirit: 40
Smarts: 25
Power Output: 20

Notes: Half Shark Half Dragon Also called a Shagon. Has VERY high stats because of coming from the year 2250. Power output varies depending on what he is doing but usually maintains around 20.

Do those use my scale? Because my scale only goes up to 29. And because the stats increase exponentially, 29 would be like a creature of Lovecraftian horror come to devour the world of men.

modified version of your scale. goes from 1 to 100 gem generals top out at only 80 extreme cases.... say a undead red dragon tops out at 87 to 89. only giant robots top out a 100 or a very few numbers more. sorry i was going for extreme.

Mirage's pic... well the most unupdated... http://www.furaffinity.net/view/7957524/
Axereanden's pic. The only one i have.
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/5504679/