this is a funny parody of the whole "vampire Students" that i have to write an article about. In all honesty its not really about vampires, and not even the naked or sparkly kind. Its more directed to graduate students who are stuck in a rut. They are failing horribly in the exams, not able to maintain a strong thesis, but they always manage to win over the advisor and keep being in the program. it inevitable becomes an emotional bond. the advisor has done everything in their power to help the student, but the student doesnt follow their tips and always ends up begging to stay in the program. This leads to that emotional connection: guilt trip, grief, the need to help, and the hope to see progress. Its a real pain going through all that and prevents you from doing your job.

And the student is not from transylvania, he is from Michigan... ofcourse his uncle was from bulgaria but thats another story....