Full name: Robert E. Lee (Gray points resemble Confederate general's uniform)

Alias: Kitty (Because my Dad must've been high to name a cat Robert)

Primary function: Lives on the laps of any sitting human, provided it's a man ; women frighten him for some reason. Also lives to annoy every lower creature he comes across, including small dogs.

Other prerogatives: Hogging food, hogging water, hogging petting, hogging the bed, hogging sunbeams, to the point where we've considered donating his body to a factory that manufactures pork rinds.

Diet: Anything that swims, or swam at one point in time.

Evaluation: He's a giant puffy ball of selfishness, but he knows it, so it's cool. ^_^