So, uh, this was posted at So Furry, but, ah, mmm, figured maybe should, y'know, let FA see what's going on over there. Just this once. Probably.
All you need to know is it is a safe for work hard vore short story.
Because why not? I guess.
So, yeah. I was eating the hell out of a burrito and it....dawned on me. How come no one writes hard vore about the actual food they eat? Furries got to be eating eachother and talking about blood and gore and reproductive fluid and such.
Here's a clean alternative. Kinda. It's rated G because it has nothing explicit in it. except the explicit burrito vore. But, um, really, people go to Taco John's all the time and they don't get carded, so....yeah.
here it is.
Someone had to write it.
All you need to know is it is a safe for work hard vore short story.
Because why not? I guess.
So, yeah. I was eating the hell out of a burrito and it....dawned on me. How come no one writes hard vore about the actual food they eat? Furries got to be eating eachother and talking about blood and gore and reproductive fluid and such.
Here's a clean alternative. Kinda. It's rated G because it has nothing explicit in it. except the explicit burrito vore. But, um, really, people go to Taco John's all the time and they don't get carded, so....yeah.
here it is.
Someone had to write it.
Category Story / Vore
Species Opossum
Size 120 x 111px
File Size 3.1 kB
I may do more in the future...
there's....the new hostess Twinkies comeback and....the're always intriguing. In texture. What with the slight grease coasting so the spongy cake doesn't stick to the wrapper so hard.
oh god....
Hostess Twinkies.........
anyway. Thanks! I really really like to amuse, bewilder or otherwise entertain. Its a curse. From an old gypsy lady. I said her cuisine sucked and threw a bag of m&ms her way, but my coordination is terrible and it struck her in the face, dislodginge her dentures. She choked on them as I panicked.
there's....the new hostess Twinkies comeback and....the're always intriguing. In texture. What with the slight grease coasting so the spongy cake doesn't stick to the wrapper so hard.
oh god....
Hostess Twinkies.........
anyway. Thanks! I really really like to amuse, bewilder or otherwise entertain. Its a curse. From an old gypsy lady. I said her cuisine sucked and threw a bag of m&ms her way, but my coordination is terrible and it struck her in the face, dislodginge her dentures. She choked on them as I panicked.
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