After a string of less then pleasant jobs, Ratchet decided to try Sumo Wrestling. Just gotta be big and shove people out of a ring. Sounds easy... One jumbo sumo diaper and 300lb of Instant Weight Gain Shake later, Ratchet stepped into the ring. Unfortunately, the lombax found that he only reached his first opponent's kneecaps...

One very short fight later, Ratchet found himself inside the other fighter's flabby rear end. Apparently, the rules said he just had to leave the ring to loose. Two minutes into the fight he had been sat on and when the sumo stood up, Ratchet lost the match.

Ratchet scratched off "Sumo wrestler" from his resume shortly after.