Happy Birthday,
Toughset! Thought I'd run this idea by you real quick...
Here are the rules. It's basically high-stakes twenty questions. The contestant (in this case you, Toughset), is bound by twenty vines, and then asked a series of questions. For every question you answer correctly, one vine will release you. Now as you can see, before you is a beautiful young damsel in distress (in this case, my Belgian Ardennes Mare, Elise), who is standing ankle-deep in a pool of quicksand. For every question you answer incorrectly, she will sink a little deeper into the sand. Answer twenty questions right, and you will be completely free, at which point you can use the rope to rescue your damsel. But if you answer twenty wrong, she will sink to her doom (not really, just to the floor below). Think you got what it takes?
Toughset! Thought I'd run this idea by you real quick...Here are the rules. It's basically high-stakes twenty questions. The contestant (in this case you, Toughset), is bound by twenty vines, and then asked a series of questions. For every question you answer correctly, one vine will release you. Now as you can see, before you is a beautiful young damsel in distress (in this case, my Belgian Ardennes Mare, Elise), who is standing ankle-deep in a pool of quicksand. For every question you answer incorrectly, she will sink a little deeper into the sand. Answer twenty questions right, and you will be completely free, at which point you can use the rope to rescue your damsel. But if you answer twenty wrong, she will sink to her doom (not really, just to the floor below). Think you got what it takes?
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Great! First things first, please select your damsel: http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/3834914/
Correct! *applause as one vine releases you*
Current score: Losing 18/19 (plenty of space to catch up). Next question:
Why did a news station in Turkmenistan fire 30 of its employees simultaneously?
1. A live cockroach crawled across the newsdesk live on the air.
2. There was an unauthorized drinking party backstage.
3. An ideologically sensitive story was aired, prompting a lawsuit.
Current score: Losing 18/19 (plenty of space to catch up). Next question:
Why did a news station in Turkmenistan fire 30 of its employees simultaneously?
1. A live cockroach crawled across the newsdesk live on the air.
2. There was an unauthorized drinking party backstage.
3. An ideologically sensitive story was aired, prompting a lawsuit.
According to IMDB, his final movie was, in fact, Mockingjay, Part 2.
LeShawndra: Please, help me, mon! *quicksand begins sucking at her thighs*
Current score: Losing 15/19. Next question:
The Italian president of FIFA during World War II hid the World Cup where in order to protect it from the Nazis?
1. under his bed
2. in the back of his closet
3. in a secret safe in the basement
LeShawndra: Please, help me, mon! *quicksand begins sucking at her thighs*
Current score: Losing 15/19. Next question:
The Italian president of FIFA during World War II hid the World Cup where in order to protect it from the Nazis?
1. under his bed
2. in the back of his closet
3. in a secret safe in the basement
He hid it under his bed. Down she goes!
LeShawndra: Please save me, CrazyKid! *sinks to mid-thigh*
Current score: Losing 14/19. Next question:
Rappers 50 Cent and Kanye West released albums on the same day in 2007. Who sold the most?
1. 50 Cent
2. Kanye
3. It was about the same.
LeShawndra: Please save me, CrazyKid! *sinks to mid-thigh*
Current score: Losing 14/19. Next question:
Rappers 50 Cent and Kanye West released albums on the same day in 2007. Who sold the most?
1. 50 Cent
2. Kanye
3. It was about the same.
Correct! Current score: Losing 14/18. Next question:
What is "Creepypasta"?
1. a cooking show specializing in Italian food
2. an Internet meme where people tell disturbing stories they claim to be true
3. the newly christened name of a haunted restaurant in New York City
What is "Creepypasta"?
1. a cooking show specializing in Italian food
2. an Internet meme where people tell disturbing stories they claim to be true
3. the newly christened name of a haunted restaurant in New York City
Correct! Current score: Losing 14/17. And since you know what Creepypasta is...
Which of the following Creepypastas is the most infamous on YouTube?
1. A sleep experiment in 1940s Russia that drove its test subjects mentally insane
2. The actual existence of Slenderman, as described by witnesses
3. A lost episode of Spongebob Squarepants in which Squidward commits suicide after hearing schizophrenic voices
Which of the following Creepypastas is the most infamous on YouTube?
1. A sleep experiment in 1940s Russia that drove its test subjects mentally insane
2. The actual existence of Slenderman, as described by witnesses
3. A lost episode of Spongebob Squarepants in which Squidward commits suicide after hearing schizophrenic voices
Incorrect! It was the Spongebob episode.
LeShawndra: *squeals as the cuffs of her cut-off shortw hit the surface* Eep! Save me!
Current score: Losing 13/17. Next question:
What Disney classic has a sequel in the form of a Mature-rated video game?
1. Alice in Wonderland
2. Cinderella
3. Sleeping Beauty
LeShawndra: *squeals as the cuffs of her cut-off shortw hit the surface* Eep! Save me!
Current score: Losing 13/17. Next question:
What Disney classic has a sequel in the form of a Mature-rated video game?
1. Alice in Wonderland
2. Cinderella
3. Sleeping Beauty
Correct answer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cFrs5UGB-ns
Current score: 13/16. Next question:
Who is the most recent President of the United States to undergo an assassination attempt?
1. Ronald Reagan
2. George H. W. Bush
3. Barack Obama
Current score: 13/16. Next question:
Who is the most recent President of the United States to undergo an assassination attempt?
1. Ronald Reagan
2. George H. W. Bush
3. Barack Obama
The correct answer is 3, the theme from Sesame Street! *LeShawndra gasps as her hips and rump come to rest on the surface of the quicksand*
Current score: Tied at 12. Next question:
What is the #1 bestselling video game of all time?
1. Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2
2. Minecraft
3. Super Mario 64
Current score: Tied at 12. Next question:
What is the #1 bestselling video game of all time?
1. Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2
2. Minecraft
3. Super Mario 64
The correct answer was Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2! *LeShawndra sinks to the base of her tail in the quicksand*
Current score: Losing 11/12. Next question:
Which NFL football team displayed the colors of blue and yellow during the 1920's?
1. Chicago Bears
2. Green Bay Packers
3. Seattle Seahawks
Current score: Losing 11/12. Next question:
Which NFL football team displayed the colors of blue and yellow during the 1920's?
1. Chicago Bears
2. Green Bay Packers
3. Seattle Seahawks
Correct! (winning 6/1) One more and You win!
During the Cold War, the Russians had several nuclear missiles pointed at a single spot in Washington D.C. What was it?
1. The Capitol Building
2. a hot dog stand that happened to be the most heavily trafficked area
3. The Pentagon
During the Cold War, the Russians had several nuclear missiles pointed at a single spot in Washington D.C. What was it?
1. The Capitol Building
2. a hot dog stand that happened to be the most heavily trafficked area
3. The Pentagon
*You walk into the game room to find 8 ft. tall Rebecca (http://www.furaffinity.net/view/10450556/) standing ankle-deep in the sandpit. An assistant fastens the 20 vines to you.*
Take a moment to familiarize yourself with the rules, and then let's begin. First question:
What was the name of the rock band that James Hetfield ran with in high school before he joined Metallica in 1981?
1. Frostbyte
2. Morningstar
3. Obsession
Take a moment to familiarize yourself with the rules, and then let's begin. First question:
What was the name of the rock band that James Hetfield ran with in high school before he joined Metallica in 1981?
1. Frostbyte
2. Morningstar
3. Obsession
Ooh, sorry. the correct answer was "Lady Gaga". *Rebecca's ankles are sucked under*
Current score: Tied at 19/19. Next question:
What popular video game franchise gets a shoutout in the new game, South Park, the Stick of Truth?
1. Call of Duty Zombies
2. Skyrim
3. World of Warcraft
Current score: Tied at 19/19. Next question:
What popular video game franchise gets a shoutout in the new game, South Park, the Stick of Truth?
1. Call of Duty Zombies
2. Skyrim
3. World of Warcraft
Ooh, sorry, the correct answer WAS Call of Duty Zombies! *Rebecca gives you a nervous look as she sinks to mid-calf in the quicksand*
Current score: Losing 18/19 Next question:
In the movie Captain Phillips, How many of the four actors who play Somali Pirates were actually born and raised in Somalia?
1. 1
2. 2
3. 3
Current score: Losing 18/19 Next question:
In the movie Captain Phillips, How many of the four actors who play Somali Pirates were actually born and raised in Somalia?
1. 1
2. 2
3. 3
Ooh, sorry! The correct answer was two (at least). A third was born in Yemen, and it is unknown where the fourth was born (possibly either Somalia or Minneapolis, Minnesota).
Rebecca: Come on, Vulpine! Help me! *sinks to just below her kneecaps*
Current score: Losing 17/19. Next question:
A popular method that video game developers use to combat piracy is to program games to function in a trolling manner if illegally downloaded. What do people who pirate Serious Sam 3: BFE have to contend with?
1. A giant pink scorpion that can't be killed
2. No ammo
3. A giant middle finger after completing the first mission, and an inability to progress any further
Rebecca: Come on, Vulpine! Help me! *sinks to just below her kneecaps*
Current score: Losing 17/19. Next question:
A popular method that video game developers use to combat piracy is to program games to function in a trolling manner if illegally downloaded. What do people who pirate Serious Sam 3: BFE have to contend with?
1. A giant pink scorpion that can't be killed
2. No ammo
3. A giant middle finger after completing the first mission, and an inability to progress any further
Correct! *another vine releases you*
Current score: Losing 17/18. Next question:
There are many unidentified servicemembers buried at the Tomb of the Unknown Soldier in Arlington, Virginia. But one was later identified after his burial there. From which branch of service and which conflict was he?
1. An Air Force Lieutenant from Vietnam
2. An Airborne soldier from D-Day
3. A Marine from Iwo Jima
Current score: Losing 17/18. Next question:
There are many unidentified servicemembers buried at the Tomb of the Unknown Soldier in Arlington, Virginia. But one was later identified after his burial there. From which branch of service and which conflict was he?
1. An Air Force Lieutenant from Vietnam
2. An Airborne soldier from D-Day
3. A Marine from Iwo Jima
Whoopsie! I'm sorry, but the correct answer was Aaron Eckhart!
Rebecca: Eep! *sinks in deeper, the quicksand forming puckering mouths around her kneecaps* Please, save me!
Current score: Tied 16/16. Next question:
What famous movie franchise did Tyler Perry appear in apart from his Madea movies?
1. The Avengers
2. Transformers
3. Star Trek
Rebecca: Eep! *sinks in deeper, the quicksand forming puckering mouths around her kneecaps* Please, save me!
Current score: Tied 16/16. Next question:
What famous movie franchise did Tyler Perry appear in apart from his Madea movies?
1. The Avengers
2. Transformers
3. Star Trek
Sorry, the correct answer was 50%. Talent was recruited from Canada, England, Scotland, Australia, and Scandinavia for many of those roles.
*Rebecca, panic starting to show on her face, looks down at the quicksand as it begins creeping up her thighs*
Current score: Tied 15/15. Next question:
Which of the following Disney films is believed by conspiracy theorists to foreshadow the apocalypse?
1. Cars
2. Frozen
3. Pirates of the Caribbean-At World's End
*Rebecca, panic starting to show on her face, looks down at the quicksand as it begins creeping up her thighs*
Current score: Tied 15/15. Next question:
Which of the following Disney films is believed by conspiracy theorists to foreshadow the apocalypse?
1. Cars
2. Frozen
3. Pirates of the Caribbean-At World's End
I know it's not Cars, because I have that, and watched it several times. So it's either Frozen or Pirates. I know nothing of the latter (or at least that specific movie), and know miniscule about Frozen. I will go with Frozen, because I did remember reading the words 'eternal winter' on that blurb the other day, and the subtitle of the Pirates movie seems a bit too obvious to be the answer here.
Heh, wow! The answer actually was Cars! (I'll explain the theory to you in a note)
Rebecca: *slowly sinking to mid-thigh* You saw it HOW MANY TIMES?!
Current score: Losing 14/15. Next question:
What is the name of the rock band that attempted the world record for loudest concert in music history?
1. Guns N' Roses
2. Linkin Park
3. Motley Crue
Rebecca: *slowly sinking to mid-thigh* You saw it HOW MANY TIMES?!
Current score: Losing 14/15. Next question:
What is the name of the rock band that attempted the world record for loudest concert in music history?
1. Guns N' Roses
2. Linkin Park
3. Motley Crue
Ooh, sorry! We were looking for Motley Crue! Wow, Becky sure is sinking fast!
*Rebecca giggles nervously and rubs her neck as the bottom of her spandex shorts touch down on the surface of the quicksand*
Current score: Losing 13/15. Now since conspiracy questions are so much fun, let's do another one:
What Saved by the Bell character is believed by theorists to be a serial killer?
1. Mr. Belding
2. Kelly
3. Screech
*Rebecca giggles nervously and rubs her neck as the bottom of her spandex shorts touch down on the surface of the quicksand*
Current score: Losing 13/15. Now since conspiracy questions are so much fun, let's do another one:
What Saved by the Bell character is believed by theorists to be a serial killer?
1. Mr. Belding
2. Kelly
3. Screech
Correct! *releases another vine*
Current score: Losing 13/14. Next question:
Which of the following is not a technical error in Transformers: Dark of the Moon?
1. There is a brief scene in which an Autobot and Decepticon are together, but not fighting.
2. The space shuttle in the beginning is of a make and model not yet introduced in the 1960's.
3. The damaged side of Megatron's head continuously shifts sides throughout the film.
Current score: Losing 13/14. Next question:
Which of the following is not a technical error in Transformers: Dark of the Moon?
1. There is a brief scene in which an Autobot and Decepticon are together, but not fighting.
2. The space shuttle in the beginning is of a make and model not yet introduced in the 1960's.
3. The damaged side of Megatron's head continuously shifts sides throughout the film.
Oops, the correct answer was Journalism! Sorry! *Rebecca shudders as the quicksand cups her buttocks*
Current score: Winning 12/11. Next question:
Which character in Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen was so detailed that he crashed the animators' computers?
1. Jetfire
2. The Fallen
3. Devastator
Current score: Winning 12/11. Next question:
Which character in Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen was so detailed that he crashed the animators' computers?
1. Jetfire
2. The Fallen
3. Devastator
It was 20%! Sorry!
Rebecca: Ugh! This might ruin swimming for me. *sinking to the base of her tail*
Current score: Winning 11/9. Next question:
According to the British tabloid The Sun, who uses Call of Duty for combat training as well as the exchange of unmonitored messages?
1. Irish Republican Army
2. Jihadists
3. Mexican Drug Cartels
Rebecca: Ugh! This might ruin swimming for me. *sinking to the base of her tail*
Current score: Winning 11/9. Next question:
According to the British tabloid The Sun, who uses Call of Duty for combat training as well as the exchange of unmonitored messages?
1. Irish Republican Army
2. Jihadists
3. Mexican Drug Cartels
Correct! *drops another vine* Darn it! Thought for sure I was gonna get you there! The story is that once a year, the Greek nation of Athens would select seven adolescent boys and seven adolescent girls, and sacrifice all fourteen children to the minotaur.
Current score: Winning 11/6. Next question:
Rapper Ice-T has a starring role in which spinoff of the Law & Order series?
1. Law & Order
2. Criminal Intent
3. Special Victims Unit
Current score: Winning 11/6. Next question:
Rapper Ice-T has a starring role in which spinoff of the Law & Order series?
1. Law & Order
2. Criminal Intent
3. Special Victims Unit
A Law & Order spinoff of Law & Order? Nahhh. And I know Criminal Intent is actually another show entirely, or perhaps I'm thinking of a show with a similar name. Either way, it has no tie with Law & Order, so that one's out as well. So... That leaves Special Victims Unit.
Sorry, it was the dolphin! *Rebecca sinks up to her waist*
Current score: Winning 10/5. Now, here's one only I know:
I saw a double-feature at the movie theater on Friday. Which movie did I not see?
1. Dawn of the Planet of the Apes
2. Planes: Fire & Rescue
3. The Purge: Anarchy
Current score: Winning 10/5. Now, here's one only I know:
I saw a double-feature at the movie theater on Friday. Which movie did I not see?
1. Dawn of the Planet of the Apes
2. Planes: Fire & Rescue
3. The Purge: Anarchy
It was Planet of the Apes. Sink her!
Rebecca: *quicksand climbs the small of her back* I saw all three of them.
Current score: Winning 9/5. Nest question:
The world record for most driving tests failed by a single person was achieved in what country?
1. India
2. South Korea
3. United States
Rebecca: *quicksand climbs the small of her back* I saw all three of them.
Current score: Winning 9/5. Nest question:
The world record for most driving tests failed by a single person was achieved in what country?
1. India
2. South Korea
3. United States
I didn't understand that question at all. Did it mean, which of these movies was NOT a remake of another? I... Don't get it.
As for this one, I might do South Korea, because it's the one country of the three whose driving I know nothing about, and I have a sneaking suspicion that it's it.
As for this one, I might do South Korea, because it's the one country of the three whose driving I know nothing about, and I have a sneaking suspicion that it's it.
Sorry, it is in cloudy weather that bees defend their hive most aggressively! *Rebecca's breasts come to rest on her surface*
Current score: 6/3. Next question:
What should you do if you accidentally provoke a hive of killer bees?
1. get indoors immediately
2. run for your %$!@@ life
3. dive into the nearest swimming pool
Current score: 6/3. Next question:
What should you do if you accidentally provoke a hive of killer bees?
1. get indoors immediately
2. run for your %$!@@ life
3. dive into the nearest swimming pool
Nope! You better stretch out those glutes and hamstrings and run for your life! *quicksand pushes up Tasha's breasts*
Current score: Winning 5/3. Final "bees" question:
When running from a swarm of bees, approximately how far should you run until the swarm gives up?
1. quarter mile
2. half a mile
3. 1 mile
Current score: Winning 5/3. Final "bees" question:
When running from a swarm of bees, approximately how far should you run until the swarm gives up?
1. quarter mile
2. half a mile
3. 1 mile
Two rules:
1. There are no time limits. Take as long as you need to answer each question.
2. You can't do any Internet research. That's cheating.
Now, select a damsel to rescue: http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/3834914/
1. There are no time limits. Take as long as you need to answer each question.
2. You can't do any Internet research. That's cheating.
Now, select a damsel to rescue: http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/3834914/
Now, please select a damsel to rescue: http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/3834914/
I'll make it up to you, I promise.
I'll make it up to you, I promise.
Claire? Okay! *lowers Claire into the quicksand; she sinks to her ankles* Okay, let's begin! First question:
During the filming of which movie did a stuntman tragically disappear at sea, never to be seen again?
1. Jaws
2. Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest
3. Top Gun
During the filming of which movie did a stuntman tragically disappear at sea, never to be seen again?
1. Jaws
2. Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest
3. Top Gun
Incorrect! Down she goes!
Claire: EEEP! *the quicksand swallows her ankles and starts on her shins*
Current score: Losing 19/20. Next question:
In the 2013 slasher film You're Next!, the film's director stars as one of the three masked killers. Which mask was he wearing?
1. The arctic fox mask
2. The sheep mask
2. The Siberian tiger mask
Trailer here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ufUQWpEkbf0
Claire: EEEP! *the quicksand swallows her ankles and starts on her shins*
Current score: Losing 19/20. Next question:
In the 2013 slasher film You're Next!, the film's director stars as one of the three masked killers. Which mask was he wearing?
1. The arctic fox mask
2. The sheep mask
2. The Siberian tiger mask
Trailer here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ufUQWpEkbf0
He was wearing the tiger mask. Sink her! *Claire sinks to mid-calf*
Current score: Losing 18/20. Next question:
The North Korean government recently filmed a propaganda video of the U.S. under attack. They were required to scrap the video because it ripped off footage from which video game?
1. Battlefield 4
2. Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3
3. Homefront
Current score: Losing 18/20. Next question:
The North Korean government recently filmed a propaganda video of the U.S. under attack. They were required to scrap the video because it ripped off footage from which video game?
1. Battlefield 4
2. Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3
3. Homefront
It was No. 3. Zacky Vengeance. *Claire rubs her neck nervously as the quicksand hugs her kneecaps*
Current score: Losing 16/20. Next question:
In the Disney film Frozen, in which modern-day country is the kingdom of Arendelle believed to be located?
1. Denmark
2. Norway
3. Sweden
Current score: Losing 16/20. Next question:
In the Disney film Frozen, in which modern-day country is the kingdom of Arendelle believed to be located?
1. Denmark
2. Norway
3. Sweden
Incorrect! We were looking for Vietnam! *the quicksand begins sucking at Claire's thighs*
Current score: 15/19. Next question:
South Park creator Trey Parker based the character Mr. Hankey off of what?
1. a lie he was told by his parents as a child
2. an obnoxious relative
3. a trippy yet vivid dream he once had
Current score: 15/19. Next question:
South Park creator Trey Parker based the character Mr. Hankey off of what?
1. a lie he was told by his parents as a child
2. an obnoxious relative
3. a trippy yet vivid dream he once had
Correct! During filming of The Passion, Caviezel (Jesus) caught pneumonia, hypothermia, a dislocated shoulder, and was struck by lightning.
Current score: Losing 14/15. Next question:
What TV show has gained such popularity that it has its own talk show that discusses it?
1. My Little Pony-Friendship is Magic
2. South Park
3. The Walking Dead
Current score: Losing 14/15. Next question:
What TV show has gained such popularity that it has its own talk show that discusses it?
1. My Little Pony-Friendship is Magic
2. South Park
3. The Walking Dead
You are correct, and are currently tied with me at 14/14! Next question:
Rapper Eminem won an Oscar for his single, "Lose Yourself", but didn't show up to claim his award. Where was he?
1. watching cartoons with his daughter
2. hitting the clubs with his friends
3. hosting a press conference
Rapper Eminem won an Oscar for his single, "Lose Yourself", but didn't show up to claim his award. Where was he?
1. watching cartoons with his daughter
2. hitting the clubs with his friends
3. hosting a press conference
Incorrect. He was watching cartoons with his daughter! *the cuffs of Claire's spandex shorts touch down on the surface*
Current score: Losing 13/14. Next question.
What movie was outperformed by its own trailer?
1. The Avengers
2. Star Wars-The Phantom Menace
3. Transformers
Current score: Losing 13/14. Next question.
What movie was outperformed by its own trailer?
1. The Avengers
2. Star Wars-The Phantom Menace
3. Transformers
The correct answer was 4 days. *Claire's boobs begin to hover over the quicksand*
Current score: Losing 7/10. Next question:
What weapon did the U.S. Air Force secretly research in the 1990's?
1. A "gay bomb", that does exactly what it sounds like
2. An Iron Man-like super suit
3. Weather control
Current score: Losing 7/10. Next question:
What weapon did the U.S. Air Force secretly research in the 1990's?
1. A "gay bomb", that does exactly what it sounds like
2. An Iron Man-like super suit
3. Weather control
Correct! (losing 1/4) Wow! You might actually beat this! Next question:
What fast-food chain constructed a mobile restaurant in the framework of the New World Trade Center, that moved upwards one floor as each floor was completed so the construction workers could break for lunch more easily?
1. Subway
2. Taco Bell
3. Wendy's
What fast-food chain constructed a mobile restaurant in the framework of the New World Trade Center, that moved upwards one floor as each floor was completed so the construction workers could break for lunch more easily?
1. Subway
2. Taco Bell
3. Wendy's
I will see what I can work in. Now, select a damsel: http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/3834914/
Sorry! It was Taiwan! *the quicksand cups Scarlett's breasts*
Current score: Losing 6/13. Next question:
Which famous historical dictator has a satirical novel written about him, in which he survives to the present day and becomes a comedian?
1. Adolf Hitler
2. Saddam Hussein
3. Joseph Stalin
Current score: Losing 6/13. Next question:
Which famous historical dictator has a satirical novel written about him, in which he survives to the present day and becomes a comedian?
1. Adolf Hitler
2. Saddam Hussein
3. Joseph Stalin
Jet fuel! *Scarlett sinks up to her doe eyes in the sand*
Current score: Losing 1/11. Get the next eleven in a row correct and you'll save her! One more wrong answer and she's sinkin' under! Next question:
What board game was invented in 1903?
1. Monopoly
2. Risk
3. Stratego
Current score: Losing 1/11. Get the next eleven in a row correct and you'll save her! One more wrong answer and she's sinkin' under! Next question:
What board game was invented in 1903?
1. Monopoly
2. Risk
3. Stratego
First, you choose a damsel to rescue. Then, the setup. You and your damsel are locked in a room together. You are bound by twenty vines, and she is standing ankle-deep in quicksand. You are then asked several questions. For each one you get right, a vine will release you. For each one you get wrong, your damsel in distress will sink a little deeper into the quicksand. Get twenty right, and you'll be free to rescue her. Get twenty wrong, and she'll disappear (to a couple floors below the room).
Allright, I think we can make that work. Starting score is 20/20. First question:
What do Japanese police do to keep Japan's crime statistics low?
1. They turn a blind eye to the more common crimes.
2. They list unsolvable murders as suicides.
3. They reduce the availability of violent video games.
What do Japanese police do to keep Japan's crime statistics low?
1. They turn a blind eye to the more common crimes.
2. They list unsolvable murders as suicides.
3. They reduce the availability of violent video games.
Correct! And yes, you can stay in there as long as you like! (losing 13/17) Next question:
Which of the following was unearthed at 9/11 ground zero as the debris was being cleared away?
1. half of an 18th-Century merchant ship
2. a Native American burial site
3. UFO wreckage
Which of the following was unearthed at 9/11 ground zero as the debris was being cleared away?
1. half of an 18th-Century merchant ship
2. a Native American burial site
3. UFO wreckage
It was Coolidge. *the belt of your skirt touches down on the surface*
Current score: Losing 11/16. Next question:
Wind currents, if they're strong enough, blow sand from the Sahara out of Africa. Where does it end up?
1. The Amazon Rainforest
2. Madagascar
3. The Swiss Alps
Current score: Losing 11/16. Next question:
Wind currents, if they're strong enough, blow sand from the Sahara out of Africa. Where does it end up?
1. The Amazon Rainforest
2. Madagascar
3. The Swiss Alps
Had a feeling we'd get a request like this eventually, so... *pulls lever and mixes water with the sand*
Also, you're correct! (losing 9/13) Next question:
In the middle ages, what country sold its murderers back to the victims' families as slaves?
1. China
2. Ireland
3. Italy
Also, you're correct! (losing 9/13) Next question:
In the middle ages, what country sold its murderers back to the victims' families as slaves?
1. China
2. Ireland
3. Italy
Correct! (winning 18/15) Time to shake things up a bit. Until further notice, the questions will all be about me! Here we go!
What rock n' roll frontman did my mother have a crush on in college?
1. Lou Gramm (Foreigner)
2. James Hetfield (Metallica)
3. Thomas Shaw (Styx)
What rock n' roll frontman did my mother have a crush on in college?
1. Lou Gramm (Foreigner)
2. James Hetfield (Metallica)
3. Thomas Shaw (Styx)
We were looking for the Sahara. *Lavinia sinks to her upper thighs*
Wow, that mare is just sinking like a stone today! Next question:
The "Over 9000" meme from DragonBallZ was actually a Japanese-English translation error. What number did Vegeta mean to say?
1. 7000
2. 8000
3. 10,000
Wow, that mare is just sinking like a stone today! Next question:
The "Over 9000" meme from DragonBallZ was actually a Japanese-English translation error. What number did Vegeta mean to say?
1. 7000
2. 8000
3. 10,000
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