navajo snapped these intriguing photos. You sneaky rapscallion! Rap..scal..lion? Lion? Get it? Yes. You should.

Honestly though, can't a hard working individual enjoy his drink in tranquility?
Apparently not, because  betelguese is present, oozing his typical brand of sexual allure to acquire free drinks.

I both loathe and regrettably admire that scallywag.

Also, a hearty thank you to the young lady who bought me that drink sitting there before me.

It pays to be me, apparently.