Ok, so a transmission or two back, I was saying I would mention what Spyro had been doing since I was hanging around with Randall.
WELL...apparently Spyro may be a dimensional traveler, but he's not so much good at explaining exactly HOW he's become one.
"Well there's these orbie thingies and you plug'em in this machine and it goes whirrry or something and-"
...Ok, it's kind of like how I might explain something, but it's not very helpful right?
SO...ALMA felt to go a different direction with him. Ok...I'm dragon...but yeah ok...I don't...breath fire. Or anything for that matter...aside from maybe bad breath after some garlic bread (side-note, who the heck came up with that 'dragon-breath' thing as an insult??).
Considering Spyro's got at LEAST the roll call of fire/electric/ice/earth breath "powers", ALMA put him through a couple test chambers (if your getting images from the mere mention of "test chamber", believe me, I know what your thinking). Nothing really dangerous, just testing out his abilities. How they're used, what they can do, how he CAN (either natural or because of those Crystal things...), and all that stuff a scientist would do on a lab rat. If the lab-rat was a purple dragon in a diaper that is.
...Though by size comparison...ALMA is the ship so...guess the image in my head still applies after all.
Oh, and don't worry about him messing up the ship. This baby is strong as heck, and there's always a precaution to most of the elements.
Anyway, as far as I know, she's still testing him. Last time we saw him (that was when Randall bombarded his Skylander collection), he seemed fine so...I guess he's still ok.
....I think.
WELL...apparently Spyro may be a dimensional traveler, but he's not so much good at explaining exactly HOW he's become one.
"Well there's these orbie thingies and you plug'em in this machine and it goes whirrry or something and-"
...Ok, it's kind of like how I might explain something, but it's not very helpful right?
SO...ALMA felt to go a different direction with him. Ok...I'm dragon...but yeah ok...I don't...breath fire. Or anything for that matter...aside from maybe bad breath after some garlic bread (side-note, who the heck came up with that 'dragon-breath' thing as an insult??).
Considering Spyro's got at LEAST the roll call of fire/electric/ice/earth breath "powers", ALMA put him through a couple test chambers (if your getting images from the mere mention of "test chamber", believe me, I know what your thinking). Nothing really dangerous, just testing out his abilities. How they're used, what they can do, how he CAN (either natural or because of those Crystal things...), and all that stuff a scientist would do on a lab rat. If the lab-rat was a purple dragon in a diaper that is.
...Though by size comparison...ALMA is the ship so...guess the image in my head still applies after all.
Oh, and don't worry about him messing up the ship. This baby is strong as heck, and there's always a precaution to most of the elements.
Anyway, as far as I know, she's still testing him. Last time we saw him (that was when Randall bombarded his Skylander collection), he seemed fine so...I guess he's still ok.
....I think.
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Oh no, he can still fly. He's just had to "run the gauntlet" as it were.
HOWEVER, LIKE ANY WINGED INDIVIDUAL WEARING A DIAPER--
.....
--APOLOGIES...MAGs...FLIGHT CAPABILITIES MAY BE HAMPERED BY ADDITIONAL WEIGHT.
.....
I OFFERED APOLOGIES AZUL. IS THERE A CONTINUING ISSUE?
"I"...have wings
HOWEVER, LIKE ANY WINGED INDIVIDUAL WEARING A DIAPER--
.....
--APOLOGIES...MAGs...FLIGHT CAPABILITIES MAY BE HAMPERED BY ADDITIONAL WEIGHT.
.....
I OFFERED APOLOGIES AZUL. IS THERE A CONTINUING ISSUE?
"I"...have wings
And thus "test chambers" are forever linked to another AI....
YES...I HAVE OBSERVED AZUL'S STUDY ON A FACILITY AI...AND HIS...COMPARISONS.
heh...heh....heh...
I ASSURE ANY WHO ARE CONCERNED WITH SPYRO'S SAFETY, I DO NOT HAVE THE COLD, COMING OFF AS PSYCHOTIC, NATURE OF THE AI KNOWN AS "GLaDOS". HE IS NOT IN DANGER OF DEATH FROM LASERS, TURRETS, OR INCINERATION.
Although all those things are on the ship. And your promising a new diaper for him is kinda like the "cake".
YES...I HAVE OBSERVED AZUL'S STUDY ON A FACILITY AI...AND HIS...COMPARISONS.
heh...heh....heh...
I ASSURE ANY WHO ARE CONCERNED WITH SPYRO'S SAFETY, I DO NOT HAVE THE COLD, COMING OFF AS PSYCHOTIC, NATURE OF THE AI KNOWN AS "GLaDOS". HE IS NOT IN DANGER OF DEATH FROM LASERS, TURRETS, OR INCINERATION.
Although all those things are on the ship. And your promising a new diaper for him is kinda like the "cake".
Just watch out that he doesn't snap from these tests, he may be weaker without sparks, but he is still a powerhouse with his breath attacks, I mean he -did- kinda save the world multiple times and defeated much bigger enemies than himself (ergo, r+Mecha Red, the big red robotic dragon with missiles, lazers and so on, and Spyro beat him)
Not to crush his ego...but I DO seem to remember he got bested by a mammoth of all things (how he managed to get squashed and live, I dunno yet). So there are SOME things he can't handle hehehe
I DO BELIEVE, IN SPYRO'S RATHER ABUNDANTLY CLEAR RECITATION ON THAT ENCOUNTER, HIS TACTICS TO CONFRONTATION ARE ESSENTIALLY "RUNNING AROUND UNTIL I FIND YOUR WEAKNESS" OR OF EQUIVALENT.
Yeaaaahhh....I don't think he'd want to take down a city-ship, especially since "going outside" isn't recommendable for most people
I DO BELIEVE, IN SPYRO'S RATHER ABUNDANTLY CLEAR RECITATION ON THAT ENCOUNTER, HIS TACTICS TO CONFRONTATION ARE ESSENTIALLY "RUNNING AROUND UNTIL I FIND YOUR WEAKNESS" OR OF EQUIVALENT.
Yeaaaahhh....I don't think he'd want to take down a city-ship, especially since "going outside" isn't recommendable for most people
Which? If we're talking some parallel dimension thing...I dunno
As far as we know, the squirt had the "fire/earth/lightning/ice" deal...as for water...
I WOULD PROCEED TO EXPRESS THAT, PERHAPS, HIS MAG IS EXPERIENCING THE WATER-ELEMENT OF SPYRO'S ABILITIES.
....But that's on the other end ALMA -_-
INTERESTING, IF BIZZARE, RESEARCH TOPIC. IF DRAGONS ARE ABLE TO PRODUCE THEIR BREATH ABILITIES BY---
Stop...please....stop....-_-
As far as we know, the squirt had the "fire/earth/lightning/ice" deal...as for water...
I WOULD PROCEED TO EXPRESS THAT, PERHAPS, HIS MAG IS EXPERIENCING THE WATER-ELEMENT OF SPYRO'S ABILITIES.
....But that's on the other end ALMA -_-
INTERESTING, IF BIZZARE, RESEARCH TOPIC. IF DRAGONS ARE ABLE TO PRODUCE THEIR BREATH ABILITIES BY---
Stop...please....stop....-_-
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