Hello, ladies (or at least you who identify as such(You who don’t, don’t worry; I’ll say hi to you, later)).

This is a Frogadier, also known as the 2nd stage evolution of Froakie. “Why is he looking so smug?” I hear you ask… or not, because if my Internet knowledge is as good as I think, you most likely live on the other side of the planet and therefore can’t hear me, unless I record my voice, which I’m not planning to do.
The reason Frogadier looks so smug is unknown to me. Maybe it is because he knows things I don’t. Being a ninja, this is most plausible.

He probably knows a lot about the X and Y games: Pokémon we’ve yet to see, places we don’t know of, who will be the Kalos region’s Ratata and Zubat.

He is chuckling. Why? I don’t know. Maybe it is because he knows what Braixen actually sounds like. It might be because he knows it sounds like some of us has predicted: “Rinigidididing ding ding”.
It might also be because he finds that video funny, because the “Ring di ding” reminds him of an old meme that we all hope has now died. We just can’t know. He knows, but we still might have to wait a few weeks before we can know. THAT might be why he’s chuckling.

Hello, guys (told you I would get to you, eventually)! Do you want to know what the game is like? Too bad! You have to wait like everyone else. It’s just 27 days or 4 weeks, if you want.

Now, why am I writing all this text on a simple drawing of a smug Frog, which knows a lot? The answer is that I want to tease you all, because just as every other Pokémon game that’s existed (Except Red Rescue team), I will probably not play this, due to the 3DS and 2DS being way too expensive for a guy like me.

I am as relapsed in this fandom as one could think. I remember looking at an episode of Pokémon a year ago, wondering who the Hell that weird little green plump with a leaf on its head was. Turned out to be Chikorita, which name made me think it was Spanish.

Another reason could be that I’m on a sugar overdose and is on the verge of insanity. No one knows… Unless maybe Frogadier. How is that even pronounced? Frogg-uh-deer? Fro-gay-deer? Probably not the latter, because that sounds like a homosexual Bouffallant.

This is where I took a bathroom break. When I tried standing up, my leg made a cracking noise and the pain I had, disappeared. I then smiled at myself in the mirror and stuck mu tongue out to see if I had any wounds, because I have a bad habit of biting my tongue. I will now go and take something to drink.

I’m back with a glass of milk.

Just a question: Did you read any of this in Morgan Freeman’s voice?
I hope not, because that would be awkward, since I wrote this in his voice. It would be such a coincidence, but who knows?
Probably Frogadier. He knows everything. That’s why he’s looking so smug.

I think I’ve already said that… Doesn’t matter. I’ve said it again.

What did the picture even look like, the one at the top of this post? Hell if I know! I’ve completely forgotten. Too busy writing stupid things.

Anyway, ;-have fun waiting for X and Y! Just 27 days left! That’s almost 4 weeks!-; Are you patient enough? Frogadier knows that you are, because he knows everything. That’s why he looks so smug.

Hello, agendered or double gendered people (thought I’d forget about you, huh?)! Hope you’re hyped for X and Y! I’ve heard and seen that it’d be a Hell of a game! I will sadly not play it. Not before I’ve played all other games first. Except Red rescue team, because I’ve already played that one. It was kinda fun. I became a charmander and my partner was a Treecko… which was VERY awkward when I found the internet had adult art in it. I managed to find that exact pairing… I don’t think I want that to happen. Treeckos might smell weird, but only Frogadier knows.

That smug bastard. Just look at him. Teasing me with that smile and pose. He probably also know I know he’s too smug for his own good. I mean, in 27 days, everyone will know as much as he does about the game. No need to be smug.

Speaking of which, have fun with the game as it comes out! Sit on all the benches and run all the diagonals! Even where it isn’t possible! Keep away from petting your Pokémon too much though; We don’t want any spoiled team members here!

GOD he looks so smug! Stop looking at me like that, you rainforest incarnate! You look poisonous! I’m not going to eat ANY frog legs that are blue, so be smug all you want! I will not eat you! Not even if you force feed me! I will probably just bite your hand! That will hurt! Do you want to get hurt? Well, don’t force feed me your legs, then!

Stupid frog.

tl;dr: Sorry. Misplaced it somewhere in the text above. If I find it, I will mark it with semicolons… and hyphens, just to make it easier to find. Also, they are bolded.

Frogadier © Game Freak