Safest thing is to hide!

Apparently she said something about his mother, he called her a slag, she called his mother a slag then Barry (you know Barry, big lad ginger moustache, off the bins) looked at Carl's (2-arseholes Carl from Redditch) pint but that was okay cos it had nice tits but then he ordered a half, I mean come on, a half! and that was just a red rag to a bull and it all kicked off from there.

Photo from official EF photoshoot