The buffet plan didn't really flesh out as well as we had originally hoped, so  betelguese ,  likeshine, and myself concocted the only really valid idea:

Raid a tiki themed restaurant.

Within moments, we were the proprietors of the establishment, controlling the man creating music and manipulating the guests as we pleased!

Here, Mr. Juice relays some sagely wisdom through that metallic , screaming device...while I stand idly by, observing.