He has no name folks! Holy bat shit potatoes! Been drawn twice with not a name to be known by! ARGGHHHH!

Anyway, after some defining of attributes, my friend  nikywuff did this for me on limited supplies, :-P, and out came this for St. Patrick's Day. And yes I do have a kilt. ^^

To the point, he needs a name. He's pleading for your assistance, imitating Mitch Hedberg no less.

"Hi... I am a horse. I wear a kilt. Would you like to see under it? Then please name me. Ok."