Haha, oh wow.

Girl.
Girl.
Girl.
I know those feels.

Oh...........

what...WHAT I need to re-listen because apparently I didn't get the message lmao

Hey, me too! :/
/cries and eats more ice cream

I think theres something in its eye

so i see this then read the title then get a really bad image in my head. looks awesome thou

i'll trade ya for persistent unemployment because the job market only takes people with experience which i don't have because nobody will train me...

Yeah man
The fatigue & the cravings & the irritation & the anxiety, UGH

Where the heck have you been sticking your face?!

SAME SAME SAME SAME SAME SAME SAME SAME SAME SAME SAME SAME SAME SAME SAME SAME SAME SAME SAME SAME SAME SAME SAME SAME SAME SAME SAME SAME SAME SAME SAME SAME SAME SAME SAME SAME SAME SAME SAME SAME SAME SAME SAME SAME SAME SAME SAME SAME SAME SAME SAME SAME SAME SAME SAME SAME SAME

IT HAS MADE ME
1. NOT SLEEP AT ALL LAST NIGHT
2. NOT EAT TODAY
3. FEEL LIKE ILL THROW UP IF I EAT
4. FEEL LIKE GENERAL SHIT
5. HURT
6. WANT TO DIE

i jusT CNANOT PLEASE

Natural disasters ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Just all the yes..... Just yes.....

*Stares a couple day into the future...*
SOON...
FUCK!

Why can't mother nature just send us a little note that says "Hey! You're not pregnant this month! TTYL!" >:(

I agree with this wholeheartedly. ;_;

We should make a petition to Mother Nature.

Because I agree with this.

Why can't we just go into heat twice a year like all the other animals?

ps Red Hot Chili Peppers aka my band literally has a lyric in the song Purple Stain
"to fingerpaint is not a sin
i put my middle finger in
your monthly blood is what i win
im in your house now let me spin"

my fav band is disgusting : )

Oh god ew D:

Very much agreed. VERY MUCH AGREED.

Is it bad that I haven't gotten mine in months? Not pregnant, 100%. xD Dunno what's goin' on, gurly.

You're not alone, I haven't had mine in a year in a half almost. 0-o

It's probably due to my weight. I literally just got up and grabbed the unopened birth control pills I had left over from when I tried to even out the cycle and took one... This needs to end. xD Can anyone else tell that this chat is specifically for woman?

I don't mean to pry but... if you're having really wonky periods you really need to be checked out. There's a number of very serious problems that could be the cause of that problem. I don't know what your condition is but... look up PCOS. If the symptoms sound familiar you might want to talk about it to your gynecologist. Your mention of weight issues and funky periods could be tied to that condition. Only a physician can tell you what the problem is of course, but if you're having period problems please please see a doctor. <3

^ This. No period often means that something else very serious is going on.

Amen

I'm sorry I haven;t done this sooner... x_x

Don't be sorry! I'm just concerned about your health is all. <3

It can be down to weight or something thats low like iron etc. Doesn't always mean bad things though. Mine come and go whenever they feel like it and there's absolutely nothing wrong with me (I've seen doctors about it, its been happening since I was a teenager, I'm 27 now) so do get checked out, but it doesn't always mean there's something seriously wrong with you.

o.o... Thank you for the advice. >.<

dont worry, probably hormone changes or youre just infertile
For better advice, go to a doctor

"just infertile"
How is that not a big deal

Not everybody wants kids.

But what about the ones that do, is my point.

Oh I know, I was just giving an example of when it wouldn't be a big deal.

Alright, I will do that when I can. I'd like to stop getting notifications about doing the same thing, now. xD

I have this too, got checked out and my doctor said I was fine. He said its because of my weight. I'm 230 lbs.
but when I dropped a few pounds it came back. I haven't had mine in a few monthes...and I feel just fine.

Still go get checked out, I would.

:3
I'm actually content being pudgy if it means no period! xD

I probably should have read your message better! Sorry about the repeat message. v.v

"nice doggie. nice doggie"

*runs away screaming"

Those things are real monsters x.x

the worst part is we HAVE TO WEAR PANTS OR WE'RE FUCKED

I wish I could like this. ;n;

So true.

Also, no white pants muthafukah!

RIGHT. when i'm home for the night i like to not wear pants because FREEDOM and pants are evil

but right now i have to unless i want to make a mess on everything i own

i feel so pants-opressed

It's not just the bleeding... because we can deal with blood. No; it's the cramps. The feeling akin to hell gnomes trying to tunnel out of your guts with a rusty pick axe and bent rake. Raravdagvsdgghhh...

Feel well soon. The chocolate... it does nothing. Hot searing heat is the only relief. I once laid on the kitchen floor, hugging my hair dryer blasting heat to my stomach, trying to nuke my organs. :C

THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS

OMG THIS.


PERIODS ARE THE BANE OF MY EXISTENCE

I LAYED IN A BATHROOM FOR ALMOST TWO HOURS UGGHHHSHAHAHSH


I had to cuddle a freaking heating pad. It's the only thing to calm my angry loathing woman body ;A;

Dude I have a heating pad SPECIFICALLY for period pain xD every single freaking time it's like my insides want to be on my outside. EVERY TIME

theres literally NO POINT to having periods

(get it hahahahahaha)

i have a milkshake now it is helping a little

go get a milkshake

I'm not a fan Dx I just like white chocolate

Are you sure white chocolate would help? It's not real chocolate so I gotta wonder x3

I LOVE CITRUS lemonsssssssssssssssss

This is why birth control pills are awesome. No more of this crap every month.

I've been on Birth control for a few years now-- I still get a period and cramps. The days the bleeding lasts are reduced though, so that's a small victory. ;u;

I used to get TERRIBLE cramps and back pain and stomach aches and really heavy bleeding. Then I started taking a good contraceptive and now I will often forget I'm even on my period because I don't have any pain and there's way less bleeding.

Unfortunately I'm pretty sure there doesn't exist any way to actually get rid of periods entirely; not even getting your tubes tied does that. :/

It's definitely possible. I was on Mirena and before that, Depo-provera. They both eliminated my bleeding and I haven't for a few years now.

get Mirena. I don't get periods at all

That shit tore my sisters uterus. She could have died.

They're recalling Mirena cuz it's ripping womens uterus walls

what the fuck.
I have Mirena and now I'm scared.

Yeah dude. My sister had to go get it surgically removed. It gave her cysts and tore her uterus wall

I haven't had any big issues with it so far, it just gave me dandruff lol
I might go see my gyn and see what he says :c

It may not happen to you! I just know its happened to quite a few people you may be lucky though!

I hope not! I've had it for a year now so hopefully that's a good sign nothing will happen!

that's.... that's scary. but I've had it for 3 years and I'm fine. I'm going to ask about it though

^^^^
THIS

Since i got my birth control implant, my periods stopped so was my pre-menstrual syndrome. AND it helped me beat my depression \o/
I say it was the best thing I've ever had since i got period since i was 8-9 years old

Whoa, which one do you have? Cause that sounds really appealing. I take the pill and it's shortened my period a bit, but I still have bad cramps (that can get worse if I'm stressed/anxious, which can be often) and fairly heavy bleeding. :\

implanon

Neat, I'll look into it, thanks!

I really want one of those, but I'm a complete wimp ass when it comes to pain and needles.
How bad did it hurt to get?

it didnt hurt at all, they numb the area before the insertion, that area is sore for few days so better not use that arm

I'm on that too.

I'm lucky I don't get any periods at all so I've been free of them for the 3 years I've had it. Just got a new one put in this year. It hurt quite a bit afterwards for like a week but its so worth the momentary discomfort <3

It turns out not all women are lucky enough to have them completely stop while on it though. I thought it stopped for everyone but some can still get them, so my doctor said.

Guess it depends on how lucky oneself is.

what on earth wwere you doing to a girl on her period where you get blood in your EYE.
xD amazing artwork like always

I love this, because it expresses so much of my feels when that happens.
I also love that song by The Used.
And now feel it's lost it's original meaning for me knowing that. Holy balls.
Why did you have to tell me this.
xD

ugh so not fun! the cramps and bloating are the worst too X-D sorry hun <3

The worst part is you get really paranoid because you know that at any moment
bam

This.

Nice picture x)
but I hear ya x.x :sympathy hugs...:

Periods are terrible especially for me my cramps and back pains make me feel like I'm being snapped in half OnO What's worse tho oh god. Idk if any other girl has this problem but for some reason during the like 3-5 day I CANNOT FOR THE LIFE OF ME DRAW. IT IS THE MOST FRUSTRATING THING IN THE WORLD!!! WANNA DRAW ABOUT THE SHITTY PAIN YOUR FEELING LOL NOPE CONTINUE BEING IN PAIN >:3 ;n; its the worst </3 feel better dear!

^THIS. Fro AT LEAST the first 3 days, it is FUCKING HORRIBLE.

FINALLY SOMEONE!!

Looks more like an exclamation mark!

All of the feels *weeps*

Noooo, that's a head wound.
Yes, it's painful, but it's not a normal part of your menstrual cycle.
Jamming a tampon in the wound will not help either.

One of many reasons why I hate being a female

It's funny because it's you.

wow this is so relevant

*watches Supernatural and cries and laughs at the same time* *eats twenty bars of chocolate*

No way I don't want to believe you that is a good song!

Anyone else hate when your periods just stalls on you?
Like you have the cramps but you just won't bleed?
Or is that just me.

When you have cramps you must bleed, if you dont, go see a doctor. Because thats not normal.

I'll bleed but they're like small pre-period cramps, if that makes sense

ah then that makes more sense, ironicly it does happen to me too

Knew I wasn't only o:
I get pre-period cramps that switch between off and on and are normally small in pain

They make me cringe in pain ;A;

Oh fdude. I get them a FULL week before I actually get it.. so 2 weeks of cramps every month.
SUCKS SO GOD DAMN MUCH.

D:
2 weeks of cramps?! I couldn't do that ;u;

Yeah.. Unfortunately I need to see a doctor about getting stronger painkillers because i go over the recommended dose of extra strength midol and it barely does anything for me :(

I don't know if this will help, but I've started taking 2 capsules of evening primrose oil instead of my usual 2 Advils for cramps, and it seems to be working for me. It even seems to kick in faster than Advil. Lots of articles online say it doesn't normally work for cramps, but you never know. Maybe it's a placebo, or my body's weird, but I've been doing it for the last 3 months and it hasn't failed once. If you ever want to try, I get mine at Walmart for like $6 for a bottle of 75 capsules.

me too i'm like "just get it over with already god"

God, I know and even when you want it to hurry up, it never does
Just like, "Imma make this bitch wait longer for her period"

That happens to me every time! Bah. Least I know when to head for the pills before the cramps go into hardcore mode.

Agreed!

So glad imma boy :D

And this wont make any girl feel better :|

I dunno, I think it is pretty cool that he feels happy to have been born into the sex he is.

Well you can still have kids you know, unless what you really want is to be pregnant and give birth...

I would gladly trade you my tubes, because I can barely stand to be around kids for the duration of church, much less live with one.

Yeah you donk! You're lucky :P

Dear god. X-x Is it ironic I'm looking at this while just ending mine?

ALL HIN THE POOR DAWGS EYE

Liking the color contrast. Pale sepia thing and red

i feel you :c

also love this pic

Having a uterus sucks balls

This lolz.

cranial menstruation

Falvie, I FUCKING LOVE YOU!

you need to do a drawing of the floating pic of a dog growling down at grass and ;yells FUCK YOU GRASS, Google it and you will see what i mean if you haven't seen it xD

HAH! I love it. <3

One thing baby...

''You've got Red on you...''

Hello to waking up a 4 in the morning with cramps so terrible it's impossible to go back to sleep!

That blood is good. :3

I had my period, had to take a morning after pill a few days after it =n=;;, started my period again less than a week after my last period. Shit sucked hard.

women bleed every month but they don't die, it's a luck I guess :P

(also yes, it trulyt sucks)

that description you gave. xD
That was a good one Falvie.

Glad I dont have this shit anymore, but I still remember the feeling.
Sooo feel with you, girls.

These fucking feels

OH GURL. Dem feels. I'm feelin' em :U

I used to love The Used. Now I'm crying.

i love all the comments xD
YOU CAN TELL WE'RE ALL LADIES HERE WITH THE SAME FEELS

a hater? what

It's today for me. FUCK!

ew how did you get it on your face dude?

I guess this is one of the examples of what you mean by "piss art"

Please tell me that's what the song is really about

hahahaha

omg i dont miss this feel.

thank christ im on the rod

Lol. Definently showing this one to my wife.
She will punch me.
It will be funny.
I will deserve it

Ive never had terrible periods, but theyre quite the inconvenience. Plus, like once a year ill have a REALLY FUCKED UP ONE. All the sad. Though, I guess its better than having balls. I dont think I would want balls.

I'm... sorry to hear about this...

Periods suck. :[

ewwwwwwwwwww!!!!!

Well...
As long it isnt as painful for you as it is for my gf for example...
Dx

....Looks like I stumbled into the wrong part of the internet again....

So I guess you could call this a...

...period piece?

dead

i cannot any longer

I'm glad that it was appreciated, haha

IM LEARNING SO MUCH IN THE COMMENTS!!!
-newfound respect for all women-


-except the bitches-

I went for a walk yesterday with a friend, forgetting that it had come for a visit because I felt fine.

almost threw up on the way home because ANY PHYSICAL ACTIVITY AT ALL WHILE ON IT WILL MAKE IT ANGRY AND HURT LIKE NOTHING HAS EVER HURT BEFORE

Whoops, I sneezed.

Shhhhhh.

You're going to awaken the beast within all the ladies.


No more talk of this evil! It will hear! It will CONQUER


But yeah they suck :c mine hasn't come around this month yet.
Thank god.

Every month I'm just like "hahaha maybe it just won't come this month and ill still be perfectly healthy"

Then BAM

NOPE

i do that too LOL!

You just keep Hoping. Maybe it will just pass over me this time.

Hope on it all you want, but if it won't come you have a result a lot more painful
(why do i suddenly think this was mean to say?)

Hahaha lol xD i was saying that a month ago xD

then explode full of FUCKING VAGINA BLOOD

Thanks god the Christians don't do that anymore if a women went on her period, Christians back then would lock them up until they went off cause it was an awful and gassly thing they were doing with their bodies. Women period blood in Wicca is very powerful blood. If you go to a female physic pay attention to her Tarot Cards cause on the right corner it'll have a dark red spot on it, that's her period blood. You see if someone steals her Cards they will be cursed and all the cards will return to her.

Haha dude, how can you do collect all the female art of fa there and make them to talk about their periods? XDDD
Mine is like idiot. Not here for 4 months and suddenly it comes xD thanks god was due to a medication~ and Im not taking it now... welcome back, "dear" period D:

Art no, people* lol

oh god is it really? D: Thats like one of my favorite songs too ;_; ive never listened that closely to the lyrics though D:

oh god o-o never knew that about that song...
anyway, i second that... fuck periods QnQ

i bleed every day, but lucky its only my fingers (type one diabetes blood sugar test), would not like to be bleeding down stairs tho you have my sympathy (if you want it).

Could you imagine guys having periods? D:

I think I may have just gotten a little gayer.

All I guess I can say is "good luck, girls." I'm rooting for you.

*holds close and comforts* Sounds like it's hitting you hard and then some.

Shark Week has begun! xD Makes me glad to be a dude. x3

This thread.

I don't even.

Maybe its because all I can do as a guy is feel sorry for others that go through this. But I don't know the feeling, so I can't relate either. It's confusing, but oh well. *reads comments*

I can only speak for myself, but imagine having the worst diarrhea ever except you're unable to poop it out to relieve the pressure. So next time you have diarrhea just hold it all day, and you'll have a pretty close idea xD.

MY GOD.

Imcry now.

Sooooo nice !

(irony for those who don't understand)

Ouuuuch! I see! Sorry for you. =(

EXCUSE ME! >:V But how do you dooo SUCHAWESOMEARTS?! D:

Sweet cherry pie!

just got on mine.
I've never had back pain like this before o lawd.

I FEEL YOU SISTER

Poor Falvie...good thing i've got a schlong and not a gooch.

Bloody hell
LITERALLY

That's a whole lot of comments...
And pretty much every single one i read is some variation of "I know that feel".

Wow must be in sync this month. aha

blooooooood

I have a love\hate relationship with my cycles. It always sucks, but at least I'm not pregnant, yay!

Im on mine too! lol funny coincidence.

Srsly. All my feels are belong to you. Lol

*hands out heating pads an chocolate to all the ladies suffering thesame time as herself*

So. Much. Feels.

One of the lamer parts of being a girl. T_T Go away, already. I've bled enough.

man, just be glad you arent in my household

5 ladies, and we arent even all synced

at one point, we were all stressed as hell because of a court case that could have ended someone in jail which would mean my gf wouldnt see her dad, someone would loose their bf and we'd all be homeless. as soon as it was over it was like a fucking geyser.

When all 4 of us girls are home, pads and liners just disappear overnight. Thankfully, everyone else is out for college right now, so I've got the supplies all to myself. Ah the perks of being graduated and working in the "real world" XD.

When I first started getting mine they weren't that bad pain-wise...always heavy but never really hurt. Then I took birth control for like 2 years or so and stopped when those messed with me if I missed a pill or two (I hate having to remember to take pills), now my flow is really heavy for the first 2 days, stops 2 after that, but the cramps on the first day are almost crippling. Midol hasn't worked for me for a long time. I"m a little overweight, but only by 10 lbs...

I did find out that -- for all you tea drinkers and/or herbal enthusiasts out there! -- Yarrow Achillea millefolium works AMAZINGLY for cramps. It also helps ease the heavier flows. If you add cinnamon bark and mint to it it will help ease gas and bloating...

fucking love my rescue teas for that time of the month.

okay. Wats sup with the facial blood? or is it something that i'm too much of a dude to understand?

Why does Mother Nature hate women?

Nasty... But, I like the it.

*looks sorta disturbed*
Uhh... umm... Am-Am I getting the message right??? I feel like... like there's supposed to be something more of importance to it right? right? uhh... mmm... I need to think about this. It's a little strange the way this was described as but if there really is a more important message then i'm not getting it