
Carnival IA - Ravenhallow
Category Artwork (Digital) / General Furry Art
Species Mammal (Other)
Size 761 x 921px
File Size 1.1 MB
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Okay, yeah, you're a huge cutie whatever, but you listen to me bucko
the carnival food game is mine. no one wants all these plants and free range whatsits.
*hold up deep fried, sugar coated hunk of dough on a stick*
You see this? This is carnival food.
STEP IF YOU KNOW WAHTS GOOD FOR YOU BOY BARK BARK BAKR
the carnival food game is mine. no one wants all these plants and free range whatsits.
*hold up deep fried, sugar coated hunk of dough on a stick*
You see this? This is carnival food.
STEP IF YOU KNOW WAHTS GOOD FOR YOU BOY BARK BARK BAKR
*Sniffs deep-fried offering*
Well.. that's not bad, but have you considered using raw sugar? The molasses in it perfectly compliments the caramelization from the frying process - and speaking of, what kind of oil are you using? There's a whole revolution in fats going on right now, you have so many options! Lard, schmaltz, duck fat is really in this season.. Have you considered a gluten-free flour alternative for your dough?
*blathers on endlessly*
Well.. that's not bad, but have you considered using raw sugar? The molasses in it perfectly compliments the caramelization from the frying process - and speaking of, what kind of oil are you using? There's a whole revolution in fats going on right now, you have so many options! Lard, schmaltz, duck fat is really in this season.. Have you considered a gluten-free flour alternative for your dough?
*blathers on endlessly*
...
I ain't gonna lie to you, I only understood about half of that.
*picks a mushroom out of the bag*
And are these even the good mushrooms? Like the whacky color 'i don't know what happened last night but why the hell did I wake up in the woods" kind?
*Points at a box full of empty cans in the back*
Don't use oil. I only use the finest of premium malt liquor beverages for fryin' my eats in. Gives 'em that special somethin.
I ain't gonna lie to you, I only understood about half of that.
*picks a mushroom out of the bag*
And are these even the good mushrooms? Like the whacky color 'i don't know what happened last night but why the hell did I wake up in the woods" kind?
*Points at a box full of empty cans in the back*
Don't use oil. I only use the finest of premium malt liquor beverages for fryin' my eats in. Gives 'em that special somethin.
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