This is what  zeiro cooked up for me when I said "PG-13 sexy."

The irony is I don't smoke! I thought of requesting an edit to put bubbles coming from the pipe, but the effect would be kinda toony.

Well, I guess that's not strictly true... I did experiment years and years ago. Cigarettes always smelled bad to me but I remembered liking the old fashion pipes some professors at my university would be smoking as they walked between classes. So this is exactly how I tried it.. though it was too harsh.

Today I have a hookah which I use all of 3 times a year maybe. If you don't know about 'em, they are a middle eastern invention that takes tobacco smothered in flavored glycerine (glycerine is what makes the fake smoke in theatrical smoke machines). If you keep the coals mild and move them around frequently what you get is mostly flavored vapor instead of smoke from singeing the tobacco. This is a nice way to shoot the breeze with friends on the deck during fair weather, but only once in a blue moon.

So there we have it... one smokin' hot skunk. ^^