Welcome to today's SOTD! I'm in a pretty good mood today since the Weasyl forums are back to life again (at least for a while). I don't think this one is as good as the last one (especially since said last one is actually my most popular since June), but it's still pretty good in my opinion! (other than a few slips at the end that thankfully went unnoticed)

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