Yes, that's right, all you have to do is watch  eocostello! As soon as he reaches the 100 watcher mark, I'll arrange with  rina-ran, who drew this delightful vignette (see also http://www.furaffinity.net/view/10740126/ ) to draw a followup piece where Tali has dropped the paper and is STARK RAVING NUDE! WOW, KIDS!

How can you RESIST a deal like this? Go watch  eocostello today!

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