Ditto.

Guuuuuuuuurl how you is my name La’dittrena and dis my DUMBASS brother Lil’ Bloo and his gurlfrannnn Ka’Hondelay and we bout to head over to the day care to get our breeeeeeeed on putting in WORK gurl allllready

what choo talkin bout who da baby daddy is o mah kids, gurl I dont EVEN CURR that old man be payin’ me good to pop dem eggs out and i get to eat all da poffins i want and get all them lovins from ALL THE MANS and dey pay my daycare rent fo sho mmhmm gurl you leave em we twerk em

AW NAW HO dont juuuuudge me you dont even KNOW ME gets up out mah FACE with that shade n drama worry bout yo SELF I swear fo GAWD I will transform into a gun and CAP YO ASS

(I’m not drunk I swear to god)