G-52 # Crimson Caracal

Q: How long have you been a sports promoter?
A: Since I graduated from college. I love the job I do.

Q: What vendetta does your dad have against the people of California?
A: I think he felt he couldn’t handle the liberal influence or the dominance of the entertainment industry, which is way more cutthroat than some folks imagine it to be. Or, he just wanted a change of scenery. I can’t remember which. All I do know is that when we left, he said, and I quote, “Finally! I can get away from all these numbskulls who live in this miserable state! California is bankrupt and she’ll never get it out.” Of course, Cripto’s generous giving to all nations on this earth led him to eat his words.

Q: Do you know who placed the red CNG in your graduation hat?
A: No. All I know is he was a proper practical joker. Overreacting is such a problem in Wildcat City, though; the kid, a sophomore at the time, got F’s in all his classes and was arrested for smuggling CNG. One class he would’ve gotten an F on anyway for academic dishonesty. The good news is that he got his act together in the end, and he raised his 1.0 GPA to a 3.4 by the time he graduated. Today he lives as a public speaker and researcher on CNG, trying to help solve the mysteries of the unpredictability of the stuff. It has a mind of his own, yet somehow it knows who is truly good and truly evil. All who’ve smuggled it, he discovered, including himself, have had their antics backfire on them and get them into trouble.

Q: Did you ever meet Super C in a top-secret training facility?
A: No, I didn’t. I did meet him, however, and the others during a battle, where I proved to be the sign of hope everyone thought was lost.

Q: Could you beat F.C. or H.H. in a race?
A: No; it would be a three-way tie every time.

Q: Your specialty is in disarming enemy force fields, shields, and weaponry. How did you come about it?
A: It was my chosen major in superhero training school. I guess I just have a big interest in it. It’s definitely come in handy; it saves T2 the stress of having to invent something to do that, although he probably will anyway.

Q: What’s your favorite sport to promote in Wildcat City?
A: Definitely roller derby now that it’s made a comeback in its old-school form. I don’t have anything, however, against the modern flat-track game mainly skated by women. It may not be as exciting as banked-track roller derby, but it isn’t as dangerous either. You don’t go as fast.

Q: What was the best birthday present you ever received?
A: Going to a baseball game with my family. Later, I attended various events from football and basketball to the skating antics of the Los Angeles Thunderbirds and all who opposed them. It helped fuel my eternal love of sports. I have yet to attend any pro wrestling matches, though.