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done alongside that crow TF on the same 'cant sleep' night...Am i seriously messed up for itching to put this in scraps rather than submit it as a normal piece..?
Category Artwork (Digital) / Transformation
Species Monkey
Size 700 x 789px
File Size 699.2 kB
Yeah, my first thought was the game too... But since it's not Spike, I'm instead reminded of a bad joke.
Knock Knock.
-- Who's there?
Gorilla.
-- Gorilla who?
Girl o' ya dreams!
(After getting a look at her, you surmise her first answer was much more correct.)
(And anyone who can name where I got that from gets eleventy hojillion internet cookies.)
Knock Knock.
-- Who's there?
Gorilla.
-- Gorilla who?
Girl o' ya dreams!
(After getting a look at her, you surmise her first answer was much more correct.)
(And anyone who can name where I got that from gets eleventy hojillion internet cookies.)
It was from an ancient, ANCIENT game... A text adventure that ran in DOS... If I recall correctly, the title was something like "Nord And Bert Can't Make Heads Or Tails Of It". Basically, the game had several different sections, and you had to get through all the sections, and each one was based around a different set of puns.
One was based on the word "jack", so you had an item (a "jack-of-all-traits", I think) that you had to keep using in different ways... As a jacket, a jackrabbit, a jacknife, and a jaccuzi at one point... I think there were a couple other ones.
Another had you using homonyms in a grocery store ("tacks" and "tax", "sail" and "sale", "locks" and "lox", the Second Amendment and pastries ("Bear Clause" and "Bear Claws"...) ) and many others...
Another one had you using spoonerisms to get through it, doing things like turning a lead house into head louse (and back, later on), a jean client into a clean giant, and others that I can't remember now.
The one I stole this joke from, however, was from a 60's or 70's style sitcom where you get thrown in and have to push the show along. All the NPCs enter by knocking on the door, and you have to do the knock knock joke before they'll enter. And then you get to play pranks on them, like give Dwayne ("Dwayne the tub, I'm drowning!") a hot-foot, and at one (strangely gory) point, a joke on the phrase "I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy" forces you to give him a lobotomy with a scalpel...
...I should look that thing up some time... ^_^;;
One was based on the word "jack", so you had an item (a "jack-of-all-traits", I think) that you had to keep using in different ways... As a jacket, a jackrabbit, a jacknife, and a jaccuzi at one point... I think there were a couple other ones.
Another had you using homonyms in a grocery store ("tacks" and "tax", "sail" and "sale", "locks" and "lox", the Second Amendment and pastries ("Bear Clause" and "Bear Claws"...) ) and many others...
Another one had you using spoonerisms to get through it, doing things like turning a lead house into head louse (and back, later on), a jean client into a clean giant, and others that I can't remember now.
The one I stole this joke from, however, was from a 60's or 70's style sitcom where you get thrown in and have to push the show along. All the NPCs enter by knocking on the door, and you have to do the knock knock joke before they'll enter. And then you get to play pranks on them, like give Dwayne ("Dwayne the tub, I'm drowning!") a hot-foot, and at one (strangely gory) point, a joke on the phrase "I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy" forces you to give him a lobotomy with a scalpel...
...I should look that thing up some time... ^_^;;
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